Had a new boiler fitted a couple of years ago, the apprentice decided to crimp one off mid afternoon on our upstairs loo.
No drama apart from the fact the water had been turned off and the kids had already emptied the cistern. Once said apprentice realised he couldn’t flush the evidence he devised a cunning plan which involved covering the offending article with what appeared to be roughly 95% of a full toilet roll.
I kindly asked the owner of the plumbing business if he would ensure I had a fully operational toilet before he left to which he agreed.
Took him nearly an hour to clear it. Just glad I didn’t have to!