Elements of modern society which you believe show the devil at work and contributing to our lives.

.Green Tea.

.Credit cards.

.Scatter cushions.

Poor use of punctuation marks.

.e-mail.

.Smart phones

.Politics

.Veganism

Lightest Philadelphia.

Carrots

.Online sales. (as in BLACK FRIDAY DEALS/ ARE YOU IN LOVE? VALENTINE’s SALE/PLANET X DFS STYLE CONSTANT SALES/EASTER BUNNY’S SCOMING TIME TO BUY A BIKE! etc.)

.Over-excited use of caps.

,Inconsistent bulleting

American cheese
American chocolate
American bacon

All shite.

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Theresa May.
Jeremy Corbyn.

The sad belief that we still live in a modern society

Bottled Water
The Bond Market

.Fat Free Greek Yoghurt.

Fake food in general – fat free this and that

.People who don’t believe in the Devil. (apparently, quite a good trick)

The ‘pull tabs’ on packets of biscuits that are not placed anywhere near the ends of the packet…

Green Tea – Yes
Scatter cushions – Yes

You missed out self-entitled lazy whinging Millenials

There I’ve said it. Hornets nest disturbed. Enjoy your afternoon arguing about it.
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Trade unions.
Speed cameras.
Moderators.

Grumpy users.

.

40th anniversaries

.Online sales.

Constant sales.
27th of February: “Last chance, our February sale ends tomorrow!”
1st of March: “Check out our new Spring sale!”

?s?o??ln?l??

Very good. (-:

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Capitalism

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Otherwise known as ‘devil’s dumplings’

Insurance for every possible eventuality.
Bottled water + 1.
Paying to go for a piss.

what’s wrong with carrots?

Steve Wright in the afternoon.

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Otherwise known as ‘devil’s dumplings’

SEIBOOBB?

sargey – Member

Steve Wright in the afternoon.

+1

sargey – Member
Steve Wright in the afternoon.

+1

Oops, I forgot two things:
– Jeremy Vine
– internal cable routing

The terms Fake News and Alternative Facts. Donald Trumps sentient hair.

Human resources. Have I won?

Social networking
Internet Pranksters
Donald Trump

Cellophane wrapping on DVD’s, CD’s and Blu-Ray’s.

Nowt wrong with green tea, it’s been around for centuries. It’s all the same plant, after all.

Banks.
Plastic wrapping on vegetables.
Over simplification of TV documentaries and science programmes.

Most of the Conservative Party and New Labour.

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