[Closed] Who are the most totally, absolutely, bonkers fruit-loops you know?

Its Friday. Lets have some good stories about people who are completely woo-woooooooo, crazy-ape, hatstand, barking mad!

Where would we be without them

Inspired by a 3rd level, organic, free-range fair-trade new age vegan* yoghurt knitter, who occasionally comes into the office. And amuses endlessly with his hemp-clad, uber-right-on-zealotry.

Anyway... He's just popped in. He never looks a particularly well man. Probably due to a diet based entirely on mung-beans and organic yoghurt. He's been to the doctors this morning and been told he's got a viral inner ear infection. The doctor offered to prescribe him some antibiotics, but [b]NO!!![/b] He's not corrupting his body with that muck

His solution, instead... after giving us all an earnest lecture/monologue about the body being like an engine and needing clean fuel, and some quotes from his favourite homeopathic books.... he's going to fast on nothing but water for the next 4 days.

Yep... that'll do it! Why wouldn't it work? I'm surpised that isn't prescribed more often

He's given us all a laugh though. As always

So... who's your favourite nutter then? And why? Lets have some stories

* eats nothing that casts a shadow