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  • Whats Eating The Geese In The Thames?
  • rossi46
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    Spin
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    Massive pike? Do they not take ducks sometimes?

    snakebite
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    Scuba diving Poles…

    IanMunro
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    Short-sighted gay islamic swans engaging in dangerous sex games.

    Spin
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    Prince Phillip?

    Rorschach
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    foreigners.

    rossi46
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    Massive pike? Do they not take ducks sometimes?

    They do. If it is, im getting some deadbaits from Morrisons! Might need a bigger canoe!! 😆

    rossi46
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    Short-sighted gay islamic swans engaging in dangerous sex games.

    😆

    singletrackmind
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    Catfish would be big enough .
    European ones get to 100lb + , Uk ones are alot smaller at 20 – 30lb mostly.
    Odd asa i thought they lived on the bottom and ate small fish and eels.
    Do go to 200lb+ in Other countries though

    racefaceec90
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    😯

    Hobster
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    Waitrose shoppers trying to economise this Christmas.

    JulianA
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    I can’t help wondering if someone shouldn’t (shoont?) check Elfin’s shopping list for sauce recipes…

    yunki
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    CaptJon
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    The BBC must have been desperate for stories.

    KT1973
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    Perch catfish or anaconda

    mintimperial
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    Nothing is eating them. Clearly these are magical fairytale geese, which sink suddenly if they are unfortunate enough to ovulate a golden egg whilst swimming on the water.

    rossi46
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    It’s possibly a Catfish, the biggest UK one was caught last month at 85LBS.

    But they are usually bottom feeders so its unlikely. Prime suspect has to be Pike.

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_E4BUt1z8Y[/video]

    And that one’s a little un- probably 10-15LBS. They go up to 45LBS.

    I’d love it to be David Walliams though 😆

    maccruiskeen
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    Oven Ready Three Bird Roast

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arpIBn7AH_0[/video]

    rossi46
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    Oven Ready Three Bird Roast

    Bloody hell 😯 They should put pelicans in Trafalgar Square 😆

    I like how the Pelican gets duffed up a bit by some of the other birds…

    CountZero
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    Maybe there’s an underground trade in Fois Gras…

    chewkw
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    Bull shark?

    rossi46
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    Definitely immigrants …

    I know its acceptable in their own countries- but this is not acceptable here. Evil buggers! I’ve seen them catch large Carp and throw them on the barbecue at my local lake before now, i contacted the Environment Agency hotline and they said they’d deal with it. But recently i saw fish skeletons and burnt embers again. Guess they are sneaky buggers too! 👿

    speaker2animals
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    “Big Fat Gypsy Tea Time”, you watch it’ll be on the next series.

    CharlieMungus
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    They don’t seem to realise that these geese or is it swans, erm hold on.. anyway they belong to the our Queen, so that’s probably treason, if it’s a swan. But I don’t think they care, so it might as well be treason, because the intention is to commit treason. They should be bloody well hung.

    rossi46
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    “Big Fat Gypsy Tea Time”

    😆

    “I got me a swan boy… gottafeckincookitfermedinner” 😆

    alpin
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    wels catfish?

    don’t think it’s scuba diving immigrants.
    but i have seen lash fish bones and the remnants of a fire beisde lakes. mate and i cut their crude lines once. a rope tied to a tree, attached to a milk bottle and a fishing line with bait hanging off that.

    Gee-Jay
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    Minks

    rob-jackson
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    black polish lesbian dole bludgers of cours

    TandemJeremy
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    Fantastic daily mail story that.

    kimbers
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    hora
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    A few years ago Ducks were vanishing from Regents Park- it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

    kimbers
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    A few years ago Ducks were vanishing from Regents Park- it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

    crispedwheel
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    it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

    Source for this?

    GrahamS
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    Evil buggers! I’ve seen them catch large Carp and throw them on the barbecue at my local lake before now

    ?? Isn’t that just.. y’know.. fishing??

    CharlieMungus
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    ?? Isn’t that just.. y’know.. fishing??

    It’s like fishing, except this way you catch a fish

    CharlieMungus
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    it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

    Yeah, duck thieves

    RustySpanner
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    crispedwheel – Member

    it was discovered a certain segment of our population were catching them.

    Source for this?

    Orange or hoisin with duck, preferably.

    TandemJeremy
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    Its elf – I am sure

    CharlieMungus
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    Source for this?

    Orange or hoisin with duck, preferably.[/quote]

    Took me a while but…
    *Applause*

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