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  • What's a threat and what's a promise?
  • deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    I've been e-mailed what I think is a threat…but the guy that e-mailed it said it was a promise.

    So what's the difference?

    Should I be more scared of a promise or a threat?

    😆

    joolsburger
    Free Member

    Thread is useless without more detail!!

    flatfish
    Free Member

    ton been threatening you too??

    MrNutt
    Free Member

    did he sign it with an x?

    backhander
    Free Member

    A double dare, no, no…a physical challenge.
    A solemn oath?

    mike_p
    Free Member

    "I promise I'm going to kick your head in if don't do etc., etc…"

    Maybe both?

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    ton knows better than to threaten me…if he saw me, he'd realise why

    gravitysucks
    Free Member

    In my experience a threat is something delivered when said person doesn't have the bottle to actually follow through.
    A promise is when they have even less bottle…..
    unless the promise is from your SO about naughtiness, in which case its just a lie

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Depends if the threatenee is being threatened that they will be on a promise with the threatener.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    anyway, ton's been too busy threatening other people with racist jibes….allegedly anyway

    backhander
    Free Member

    The **** hard man acts are hysterical.
    😀

    vinnyeh
    Full Member

    this is going to be like 'last man standing'

    Jamie
    Free Member

    The **** hard man acts are hysterical.

    You spill my pint?

    BigDummy
    Free Member

    If you carry on being so brave and manly I will trombone you.

    flatfish
    Free Member

    deadlydarcy – Member
    ton knows better than to threaten me…if he saw me, he'd realise why

    i had a real good belly laugh at that deadly.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    BD, is that a promise, if so, you'll be getting a proper clarinetting

    muggomagic
    Full Member

    So who's dad is the biggest?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    *starts striping people*

    backhander
    Free Member

    You spill my pint?

    (gruff voice) yer wut ov it?(/gruff voice)

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    i had a real good belly laugh at that deadly.

    What's so ****' funny eh? You think you're funny do ya?

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    you an' all backhander…don't go spilling his pint…if you saw his brother in real life, you'd think again

    flatfish
    Free Member

    deadlydarcy – Member

    i had a real good belly laugh at that deadly.

    What's so ****' funny eh? You think you're funny do ya?

    No, but you are.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    (gruff voice) yer wut ov it?(/gruff voice)

    Well, i was looking after it for Ton and…well….expect an email.

    …or maybe a fax if you do not have wi-fi access.

    backhander
    Free Member

    Don't make me use coarse language now.
    Is Ton going to have a pop at me? Ai hisage? 😀
    Relax Ton, it's humour

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    No, but you are.

    [joe pesci]You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little **** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?[/joe pesci]

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Backhander you Pike(y) Carp! I'm not scared to use coarse language……

    Jamie
    Free Member

    If your going down that road deadlydarcy, i think you will be needing this:

    backhander
    Free Member

    Eeek, that's some coarse language indeed.
    Tough bastard.

    simonfbarnes
    Free Member

    I'm jealous now, my vice doesn't have degrees 🙁

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Stupid **** vice anyway…I'll show you a vice…if you saw my vice, you wouldn't got posting pictures of your vice…and that's a promise

    pitduck
    Free Member

    easy lads he`s not worth it 😆

    ton
    Full Member

    dd, who threatened you…..
    our lass say's she will sort it for you…………..
    and less of the belly stuff……… 😆

    sockpuppet
    Full Member

    i would add something but i'm afraid it might be used out of context

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    don't make me ****' hurt you lot !

    (that's a request, by the way)

    flippinheckler
    Free Member

    so……has anyone worked out the answer yet, or are you lot just threating and not promising anything!

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    you had to be there for the day's shortest lived thread…

    ton
    Full Member

    ****, i was too slow again………. 😕

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Not so slow when it comes to making threats though ton

    ton
    Full Member

    dd, threats to who………..i thought you were joking, seriously..

    Jamie
    Free Member

    you had to be there for the day's shortest lived thread…

    Might be a new record. About 3 minutes or so.

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