What to put in a hamper to cheer someone up.

My best mates dad has just passed away , and whilst I feel a spare part I’d like to just knock up a hamper of some treats to take around to cheer him up.

I’ve got his favourite beer, teabags , crunchies and choc hob nobs!

Any other general things to pop in?

Cheers

Coke and hookers

A kitten.

Crisps. A book/DVD or two that might give him some distraction during this tough time.

His wife may not be pleased with the hookers. But you never know….

I don’t think you need to cheer him up.

But i do think you going round to drink those beers with him* will be absolutely mean alot.

*Leave to poor bloke the biscuits etc though.

Also take some pizza to chuck in the oven.

I’d always go with a couple of frozen meals – curry, chilli that kind of thing…

Stunt kite.

Time. Listening and time, lots of both.

As above, pop round with a 6 pack and some pizza for a chat.

Actually.

Stuntkite is inspired. Down the beach with the beers.

Make a bit pot of his fav stew/curry/chilli and portion it up into meals so it’s an easy freezer dinner choice, and include a bottle of Balvenie Doublewood and medjool dates as they pair well together

Chrust somafunk he’s going round to console his mate not get laid…

Oh god, when I saw the thread title I was going to suggest lube, but thankfully I read the OP.

You can’t put time in a hamper. But as above, give him some of that.

Big bag of ectos.
Cats on catnip.
A bike ride.

Cheers folks, some good suggestions including the lube!

Put some bike mags in, sweet treats and beers in.

We went for a decent ride, then got trollied. 😀

@santacruzsi nice one, they’re lucky to have a mate like you

Time. Tea. Kites. Piss-taking and general camaraderie.

Still with the kite thing. Really. I would put in some coffee , maybe some old school sweets, some millionaire shortbread, nice fruit cake

Know anyone who has a silly affable cockapoo? My parents cockapoo introduces herself to everyone as if they are a dearly loved long lost relative. She should have been a therapy dog.

Big bag of ectos.