Just watching newsnight at the moment

I don't think I'll ever be able to get my head around American Republicans. They're all absolutely barking! But the dirt poor ones are the best.

I'm living in poverty. I've got no healthcare, but I'm not going to vote for no free healthcare, cos dat would be socialism!!!

Literally Turkeys voting for christmas

all godbotherers, tories, and vegetarians.

All religious adherents, anyone who thinks you can eradicate the market forced allocation of goods and services through political intervention, fans of reality TV, anyone who paid to listen to babyshambles.

Mormons and Scientologists are pretty wacky, but not that much more wacky than most mainstream religions.

Morris Dancers

oh…. people who listen to Chris Moyles too

Creationists or any tool that spouts "intelligent design theory"

All religions

Morris Dancers

too right. odd isnt the word….

fat people support groups, right wing racist support groups and serial shoppers support groups. 8)

sun readers and fatties who think it's their genes/glands

People with lefty forks.

Those who believe that shiny new bike bling will make you a better rider.

Oh, hang on, that's me…

I like Morris dancers 😀

Mmmm, possible new hobby cos I believe girlies are allowed to join in, I can certainly join in with the drinking of pints afterwards 🙄

I don't really get the logic behind pro-life campaigners shooting doctors dead.

Or those Westboro Baptist Church/God hates fags people. Behaviour that seems about as un-Christian as it gets.

People with lefty forks.

phew. Just as well I recanted.

is that a use SUB fork on the on-one? and you say morris dancers are odd??

29,r riders,Tories Grimsby Towm fans.

What can I say. I was taken in. Two guys in suits knocked on my door one saturday morning and asked whether I had heard the good news about anti-dive technology. I found it hard to say no and they insisted on leaving a copy of MBR from 2001 behind 🙁

ernie_lynch – Member

Morris Dancers
Any band of people who's history revolves around taking the p1ss out of royalty, is ok in my book. However, I really really had to search my soul to say that.

cinnamon_girl – Premier Member

…… I believe girlies are allowed to join in,

I can certainly join in with the drinking of pints afterwards

I rest my case…….

Now now Gus!

Single speeders (can't believe I'm first with that).

Folk whose best retort to someone else's beliefs is to call them a "tool" (see above).

Religious. Lefties. Fatties. Fat religious lefties are the worst.

Paranoid schizophrenics and the dihard religious, both mad from where I'm standing.

paranoid schizophrenics are harmless in comparison tho

You've got to love them but I really cannot understand how people get to the place where they actually believe they are important enough for….

1. Secret government agencies to spy on them.
2. Aliens to abduct them

errr, people who say that tax is them being robbed by the government then say that any public expenditure is a waste of 'their' money..

postierich – may I ask what you have against the Mariners?

GW – Member
paranoid schizophrenics are harmless in comparison tho

Agreed, and in my experience a lot more fun to be around.

KennyP would you rather that I used the phrase "misguided fool who don't understand the basic pricinples of science" rather than "tools" to describe god bothereres who try to scientifically proove that their pretend friend exists?

Godbotherers. I don't understand them.

roadies

Oh, and someone has suggested as such but 'Football supporters', what the **** are they on?

I really, seriously don't get this one. If they were born two miles to the left their allegiance would be entirely different (and most likely be the same as the people they currently hate the most) but it's THEIR LIFE! Crazy.

I once bought a baby seat off a guy in bolton. It was close enough to collect so I drove over. He wouldn't be in but his wife would be. Two things….

1. His wife was some sort of classy porn queen and it was impossible to look at her for more than 20 seconds without developing a trouser embarrassment.

2. The chair was in the 'Bolton Wanderers room', I shit you not, that's how she referred to it.

It was, it has to be said, a fairly blue and white room. It started with a narrow selection of tenuous links to THE TEAM near the door and cumulated in an ejaculation of PRICELESS wonders at the far end such as photos of the entire team stood happily with our number one fan (from observation, a tall but still rather rotund chap) stood pretty much holding their cocks.

I gathered from the way his sensational wife threw the door open so it slammed into some bolton wanderers paraphinalia, that she didn't feel the same sense of loyality to THE TEAM but torn between ripping her clothes off and leaving with the seat, I took the latter.

If only I supported a (premier league) football team I'd have satisified her. I'm just not man enough to compete with these chaps. Now I see the attraction.

All the islam/koran shyte.

jeffjonesites, those bikes are the work of the antibike.

where in Bolton was it? 😯

UKIP – We (England) are heading towards joining the EU, whether we like it or not, stop whinging about it and work out what good you can do with the EU.

Daily Mail & this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-418000/Man-tried-eat-swan-Ramadan-fast.html

Anyone who buys a french people carrier

That's it for now.

tories