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  • Voting – conspiracy theory :-)
  • slowoldman
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    Yes but I believe treason stopped being a capital offence in 1998, so they’ll probably just throw the book at you.

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    so they’ll probably just throw the book at you.

    Doesn’t that breach H&S?

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    If the book is the list of voters, it may kill you yet 😛

    chubstr
    Free Member

    So, in the polling booth this morning they supply a pencil for you to put your cross in the box – is that so they can have an army of people with rubbers changing your vote to what they actually want you to vote for??

    During the Scottish Referendum, a guy in front of me argued with the guy in the polling station for 10 minutes because he wanted a pen and they were breaking the law etc. etc.

    He was still ranting “advising” people outside that there was a conspiracy

    GrahamS
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    Twitter bio:
    “just a farming family who are absolutely 100% UKIP , the EU is an evil superstate that has no soul,oh islamaphobe with good reason,Islam is evil,I won’t argue,”
    Location: Alicante, Spain “

    She seems nice 😯

    footflaps
    Full Member

    Twitter bio:

    Stop stalking jambalaya, you know it’ll do you no good…

    bongohoohaa
    Free Member

    There is something to be admired by the sheer force of will at work there.

    As an aside, at my polling stations* everyone was nice and cordial. No arguments etc.

    But then I guess we were all voting leave…

    *I went to the wrong one first. As apparently I’ve been redistricted.

    footflaps
    Full Member

    As apparently I’ve been redistricted.

    Ah yes, the ‘Leave only’ stations 😉

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    *I went to the wrong one first. As apparently I’ve been redistricted.

    Golgafrincham B Ark ?

    bongohoohaa
    Free Member

    Ah yes, the ‘Leave only’ stations

    Now I think about it. The ballot box did look a bit odd…

    I just assumed it was like that due to cutbacks caused by immigrants.

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    Hah!

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    can’t manage the simple task of putting an unambiguous cross in a box.

    That describes the England team perfectly.

    chubstr
    Free Member

    Twitter bio:
    “just a farming family who are absolutely 100% UKIP , the EU is an evil superstate that has no soul,oh islamaphobe with good reason,Islam is evil,I won’t argue,”
    Location: Alicante, Spain “

    According to her Twitter, she spends winters in Spain…….is Spain part of England now?

    nick1962
    Free Member

    Michael Jackson using a pen with a Britain First and an MI5 agent in the background.I rest my case.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Any update on the swivel-eyes that reckoned the vote would definitely be rigged for Remain?

    Presumably their tweets and lending of pens saved the day?

    tpbiker
    Free Member

    When i turned up to cast my vote it turned out that I wasn’t even on the list, despite having voted in the past 3 elections, not having changed address, and returning that letter they send you every year….

    If we’d lost by one vote I would have been even more annoyed..

    i smell a rat…

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