Dear xxxx and all the other people who have been fortunate to know me,
I'm thrilled to inform you all that I'm leaving the company.
I have been waiting for what seems like forever to inform you that I’m leaving. I’ve hated working for the company since the day I was hired. I don’t like the work, I don’t like my fellow employees, and I don’t like you.
I am tendering my resignation effective immediately 31/06/10 and I’m heading for the open road. I’ve bought a Harley and a leather jacket and my girlfriend Tracey is coming along.
I know you would like me to help you with a transition period, but I won’t. Have fun figuring out the files on my computer. I can’t even figure them out most of the time.
Oh, speaking of computers, you’ll need to figure out the passwords to all our online resources. I forgot to keep a list of them, so have fun with that.
I’m sure you’d like to have a going away party for me. However, I’m not interested in the stale donuts and nasty larger that constitutes saying goodbye at this company.
Don’t worry about writing me a reference, even though I’m sure you’d be glad to recommend my work. I don’t need or want one. I don’t need references where I’m heading. So, consider our bridges burnt.
Happy To Be Gone
xxxx