That crunching noise on youtube go pro videos when someone has been totalled by a car, followed by an obvious in serious pain noise or complete silence as the rider has been knocked out.

Or when mtb’ing “Ge’off my laaaaaand” 😉

‘Hang on, just stop a min’

It’s not gonna be a ‘min’ is it?!

My howling brakes. I’m told getting caught by me in a race is a horrible experience because you just hear this screaaaaaammmm getting closer and closer 😆

I had a good one today – a horrible crunching noise as my arse made solid contact with the top tube as I came off a drop with both feet unclipped. Luckily the crunch was carbon, not me.

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Being stuck behind a group of riders with carbon wheels that aren’t true. I had to knacker myself to hoof it past them or I was going to erupt at the noise.

Why did it annoy me so, I don’t know but it did.