The ultimate slip on

[image: Vibram Five Fingers Men’s Minimalist Shoe Black Leather]

I like them. Although I think I’d prefer a lace up version.

It’s clear that fashion styles, like beauty, is clearly in the eye of the beholder. Because I have no idea how anyone could possibly have so little self respect that they would actually wear those.

Yes they’re definitely symptomatic of a broken world, of a civilisation on the brink.

You mean how Crocs featured in the film Isocracy where they wore them ironically but now everyone wears them normally?

These were the ultimate slip-ons.  I wore my pair until they had holes in the soles and uppers.  Wish I could find another pair to embarrass my wife with (although she did end up marrying me despite me wearing them on our first date, so she can’t have hated them as much as she claims).

Isocracy

Is that where everyone and everything conforms to a standard as laid out by the International Organization for Standardization?

I could never wear those, the big toe is too small.

Just accept defeat and buy some crocs.

Thank me later.

Yeah but does it have stealth rubber soles uh?

Big question is… do they come in WHITE? 😂

@sirromj

Just autocorrect stitching me up once again.

Greek gods could not wear those as the 2nd toe is shorter than the big toe.

Greek gods could not wear those as the 2nd toe is shorter than the big toe.

TIL I am a Greek god. Bow down before me, mortals!

I am a greggs god. Bow down before me, morsels!

Ftfy

So 6 toes isn’t normal? Every day’s a school day.

Last month I knuckled down for a couple of minutes every day and relearnt how to spread my toes.

They’ll go well with your Oakley sunglasses

So 6 toes isn’t normal? Every day’s a school day.

Ah, you’re from St Helens?