The one about the Olympic Games 2024

ZiZi? Is Wayne Rooney going to come on and Meg him?

Very disappointing for him not to stick the head on someone

It had a strobe warning but it needed a gammon trigger warning too. So far we’ve had an implied bisexual threesome, male couples, drag queens a blue smurf in a posing pouch and they’ve given an award to a fella that looks after refugees.

Jean-Michel Jarre Vibes

My money’s on Liz Truss lighting the flame.

They are Jean Michel Jarre-ing the shit out of it now

That is pretty bloody cool.

But where’s the bloody flame going?

If you’ve got an Eiffelt tower you may as well use it…..

if it catches Venus’s extensions there’ll be trouble.

The french Peter Crouch

But where’s the bloody flame going?

Notre Dame

If you’ve got an Eiffel tower you may as well use it…..

Can you imagine when Blackpool hosts the games.

But where’s the bloody flame going?

<Farage> Folkestone . Turns out we have to host and pay for it. </Farage>

Been some belting tunes throughout but not heard any Daft Punk yet!?

The Eiffel Tower laser show is pretty damn good!

Never get off the boat……

It was for the first 20 minutes yes. Beginning to grow a bit repetitive. Get the bloody torch lit!

I’m afraid 30 minutes of first class lasers does not equal even 5 minutes of a decent county council fireworks display let alone London 2012

That flame wasn’t transferred!

Lance Armstrong get that flame lit.

Get the bloody torch lit!

I thought that 20 minutes ago, got bored and I’ve now gone to bed.

Eternity

You said it.

Never get off the boat……

If there isn’t a tiger now, I’m turning it off

Have just come in from the pub and now watching half arsed BMX, skaters and break dancers slithering around on piss wet through ramps who must be wondering how they’d sold out and got involved in this shit.

They should have kept the Tdf final stage into Paris and had Pogi with a flaming bike coming down the champs elysee.

Can we have another go at knighting Danny Boyle? This is making me realise what a good job he did.

I thought they were going to push the guy in the wheelchair into the cauldron

Love the way they’re pretending they didn’t know where it was, given it’s the size of a small planet

My wife keeps asking me questions about what is going on, sorry sweetie not got a clue!

I think they’ve actually broken the space/time continuum

Its now October

Wonder who’s garden that balloon will end up?

Wonder if that’s the first olympic flame that’s not actually a love flame.

I jest, it’s pretty cool though.

Its now October

Ah so that’s why they lit the big F off bonfire thing then, cause it does get chilly in Paris in October

Ah, Celine’s on, surely the end is nigh?

Stop the small boats.

a 7m wide gas burning ring.

Greta is displeased.

I’m pretty sure nothing is burning – it’s back lit fog/smoke I think?

Mrs LMTTM … “it was complex but it was also shit …” ?

My wife said it’s like one of those FB videos that go on for half your life but never have a conclusion!

Let the games commence!

Wow…  that was long…

Merd…….