Reflectors? Really?

Pedals aren’t level…
😉

Never really thought how you could put a bike wheel into a fence to make a window to a view or the second half of your garden, and still stop the kids/dogs getting through it 🙂

Needs:

artisan food product/s
some niche brand white goods
an imgainary severe or obscure medical condition
nice helping of middle class smugness with a dash of elitism
a high end petrol-vehicle protected with barbed wire cordon and attack dogs
oh yes, and a knob joke

then you’re getting close 😉

Would look better if it was 650b. It brings…… ah faggedaboudit.

Missing a trail dog….probably a Spaniel

Saddle way too low
Not enough stem spacers
Non-clown bike grips