Last Christmas Day I got invited to two Dinners.
Both Dinners were only 2 hours apart.
Both Dinners were so good, I had a large first helping, and a large second helping too… Turkey at both, with some ham at the first, and some beef at the second too. Both with all the trimmings.
Both dinners were followed by a dessert, Cake at the First one and Xmas Pud and Ice Cream at the second.
I have never eaten so much food, or felt so ill, in all my life! I was sooooo stuffed, I had to pause for a tactical shit inbetween my 2nd main course helping and the dessert at the second dinner! Still managed to make my way through though…
About 4 hours later, I managed to polish off a whole box of Chocolate Celebrations too!
I gained between 5 and 6lb on Christmas Day alone last year 😛 (and whilst that might not be that much for someone who's already 18 stone or more, bear in mind I was only just over 11 1/2 stone at the time, I was about 12 stone by Boxing Day!)
To put things into context though, I had been on the dole for 2 months already at this point, had no job interviews lined up, no money, and practically didn't know where my next meal was coming from… So I made the bloody most of it!