The Conservative Party leadership vote…

I had the misfortune to catch the last few minutes of Badenoch’s so-called speech at the Tory conference.

Vacuous bullshit.

I caught some of it too. She sounded like an angry cabby shouting about all the things that they think is wrong with the world. I hadn’t realised that everything was Ed Millibands fault, so thanks for clearing that up Kemi

I enjoyed that her joke about “grown ups” and Ed Miliband came across as such a childish playground insult. She’s not very self-aware, is she.

She thinks 10% of civil servants should be in prison.

The party members will lap that up.

Maybe he likes rush based roofing?

Or cider.

Hung parliament, Labour and lib dems coalition….

Well here’s hoping the LDs go with the right partner next time they are in that position. At the last debacle I was yelling at the telly “no you fools don’t go with THEM”.

anyonelse join the conservative party just to get a vote on leadership?

If I did I’d probably end up spoiling my paper so it’s pointelss.

I caught up on Jenricks ECHR angle this aft. My old work WhatsApp group is full of comedy gold memes. The guy is a weapon.

binners
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I caught some of it too. She sounded like an angry cabby shouting about all the things that they think is wrong with the world.

The thing I notice the most about her is the absolute and total self confidence/ arrogance that oozes out of every skin pore.

Id find her a little scary in opposition and absolutely horrific as PM!

relapsed_mandalorian
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I caught up on Jenricks ECHR angle this aft.

Question for everyone.

If3 it only me that has had chats with people/ family that are Brexity and want to leave the ECHR and been shocked that they don’t realise or care that the ECHR also protects *our* rights too?

I find that bloody odd.

When the best hope for leader is James Cleverley, the party should prepare for a long, long time in opposition!

Ahh it’s mad how the whole rabbit hole of leaving the ECHR is still attempted to be going down.

frightening how this is 8 years old but still golden.

That Patrick Stewart ECHR

She thinks 10% of civil servants should be in prison.

That went down well at work

That went down well at work

I wonder if she realises who would have to enact all the mad policies she would like to bring in, if God forbid, she became PM?

Basically it’s the same old divisive Tory bollocks, over and over again

dudeofdoom
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Ahh it’s mad how the whole rabbit hole of leaving the ECHR is still attempted to be going down.

frightening how this is 8 years old but still golden.

That Patrick Stewart ECHR

That’s very good, it’s one of those occasions when humour gets the point across so well because the idea of leaving the ECHR is so bloody ludicrous.

Question for everyone.

If3 it only me that has had chats with people/ family that are Brexity and want to leave the ECHR and been shocked that they don’t realise or care that the ECHR also protects *our* rights too?

I find that bloody odd.

Even more so when I explain to curious work colleagues that the ECHR has little to no bearing on military operations.

The primary element of any targeting directive is UK Law…

…awks.

Even more so when I explain to curious work colleagues that the ECHR has little to no bearing on military operations.

He pretty much made it up didn’t he? Mad stuff.

He pretty much mate it up didn’t he? Mad stuff.

He **** lied mate. Blatantly.

Also, he’d never be read in on UKSF operations as a member of the opposition or a non-defence/security portfolio minister.

Fair play to Turgidhat for calling it out.

Even more so when I explain to curious work colleagues that the ECHR has little to no bearing on military operations

And leaving it would explode the Good Friday Agreement, amongst many other things, and instantly make the UK an international pariah. Well… even more of one than we are already after all the Brexit bollocks. Proper rogue state status

They’re completely ****ing mental!

Aye. It’s like they’ve heard STW saying this is the most mental the Tories have been and gone “hold my beer”.

It pained me when I read a headline refering to Turgidhat and Beverley having served.

One has, the other attended cosplay cadets once or twice.

Whatever Labour does it worries me we’re going to have an absolutely **** abysmal opposition. Again.

So Laura got caught helping Boris with his interview prep then.

While prepping to interview Boris Johnson tomorrow,  by mistake I sent our briefing notes to him in a message meant for my team. That obviously means it’s not right for the interview to go ahead. It’s very frustrating, and there’s no point pretending it’s anything other than…

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) October 2, 2024

*again

Hiya,

Cleverly, or not so cleverly. “We got Bre5h1t done” ! Clucking bell that’s nothing to be proud of what total grollocks. You would’ve thought the lurch to the right would be the opposite they should do. Mind you, when all that is left is a bunch of pound shop enoch powell’s, after Blotuses cull it’s not a shock is it 😉 Keep loony Tory’s 😉

JeZ

and been shocked that they don’t realise or care that the ECHR also protects *our* rights too?

I was amused to see some people switching from talking about JSO sentencing (very in favour of very harsh punishment) to when the rioters were being sentenced (why so harsh it was just fun and games).

I think in some cases they would think that it simply wouldnt be needed for them since the legal system will be always be in their favour (as the quote goes it stops both poor and rich men sleeping under a bridge) but then many others rant on about the two level system or whatever. I guess they just assume the ECHR doesnt cover them at the moment anyway?

Even more so when I explain to curious work colleagues that the ECHR has little to no bearing on military operations.

What about when special forces are sent into Europe to capture some vaccines? Oh, wait, that was just a Johnson fantasy to sell books. Carry on

What about when special forces are sent into Europe to capture some vaccines? Oh, wait, that was just a Johnson fantasy to sell books. Carry on.

I’d honestly love to hear more about that. It’s like the plot of a primary school kids summer writing project. ?

I’d honestly love to hear more about that. It’s like the plot of a primary school kids summer writing project.

Maybe he got his draft “memoirs” and his entry for this year’s 500 Words mixed up?

With Boris, that’s probably true.

He probably lifted it when visiting a school. There’s some poor kid who got an F and nobody would believe the PM stole his homework.

Is “Boris stole my homework” the new “Dog ate…”? Actually no, don’t answer that, it gives the lying sack o’shite more airtime and oxygen and the less of that he has the better.

I had the misfortune to catch the last few minutes of Badenoch’s so-called speech at the Tory conference.

It’s astonishing how, just when you think the whole shitshow couldn’t possibly be any worse, the next Tory leader (leader-in-waiting) manages to lower the bar again.

Badenoch is full on insane. Like, clinically bonkers, full on window-licking, howling at the moon insane.

I see that James Cleverley is being very critical of the UK giving back the Chagos Islands to Mauritius

A policy that was put in place by…

*checks notes*

… James Cleverley

I see that James Cleverley is being very critical of the UK giving back the Chagos Islands to Mauritius

A policy that was put in place by…

*checks notes*

… James Cleverley

He’s the consummate Army Reserve officer, has a short memory and overestimates his ability by a long mark.

Is “Boris stole my homework” the new “Dog ate…”? Actually no, don’t answer that, it gives the lying sack o’shite more airtime and oxygen and the less of that he has the better.

He needs dropping down a deep dark hole and forgetting about.

I’m glad Kuenssberg got rumbled giving him the heads-up. It shows that she’s a Johnson stooge and it also means the so-called interview has been pulled completely. Result.

I can’t see the problem. Wasn’t Johnson famous within the civil service for never ever reading briefing notes?

Why start now?

binners
I can’t see the problem. Wasn’t Johnson famous within the civil service for never ever reading briefing notes?

That was exactly my first thought.

I’m glad Kuenssberg got rumbled giving him the heads-up. It shows that she’s a Johnson stooge and it also means the so-called interview has been pulled completely. Result.

I always assumed she’d given him the questions and probably some suggested answers in advance anyway. She’s basically the Tory MP for the BBC.

I always assumed she’d given him the questions and probably some suggested answers in advance anyway. She’s basically the Tory MP for the BBC.

Totally, but AFAIK she’s never been caught red-handed* before.

*Brown-nosed

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa ha ha

And breath….

…then there were three.

I’m still laughing. Cleverly, oh what a guy!

He’s gonna choose his opponent and his team lend votes, it’s gonna be jenrick, badenoch will go nuclear.

Oh the humanity

…then there were three.

Sort of a shame, he was/is the least **** mental out of all of them, not bad for a posho.

Probably why he’s out.

He got kudos from me when he, in very polite terms said the Jenrick was chatting shit about the ECHR.

I’m hoping Badenoch and Cleverly in the final, both effing useless in their own ways. Jenrick could be dangerous and I want to see his face if he gets knocked out. Question is where where will Tuggys votes go?

I want Cleverly to win… just for Honest Bob’s face and Badenoughs flouce

However getting the Party Members to vote for you is like raising the dead.