LOL

leave a straight ball why don’t you

WTactualF?

What an opening day!

3 for 3 in 11 balls for Jimmy

Erm…. I’m confused. Isn’t it us who’s meant to collapse like this?

Too right, Bruce binners.

TMS not allowed,
Cricinfo stuttering with confusion as the wickets go up quicker than if England bat

is it now 86/6?

Please under 100 for utter humiliation please please

90-6

anyone know a good text feed – even a working scorecard would be nice.

bbc, guardian, cricinfo all no use here.

stand down – cricbuzz works.

soobalias – Eurosport no good? https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/cricket-live-score-australia-vs-england_190791

Just put the 5 Live commentary on. Boycotts still moaning 🙄

Werble?

RM.

Have Sir Geoff and Binners ever been seen in the same room?

Just put the 5 Live commentary on. Boycotts still moaning

That’s ‘cos a Lancastrian is taking all the wickets.

OH JIMMY JIMMY!!!!!

Soobalias are you abroad? TMS have a YouTube channel that’s streams, well, TMS

I’m his scruffy degenerate alter-ego flashy. I am the yin to his yang. The oily baseball cap to his wide brimmed straw hat 😀

98/7

with an hour till tea?
did they go home after the second test?

no not abroad – on a shonky work machine, youtube banned.
might have to find some headphones and get 5LSX via my phone.

The steak of bake to his stick o’ rooooobarb?

You need to quit your job my man this is an Ashes summer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcqmnmNl8QI

Link anyhow if you want it!

Edit : probably won’t work for you as you’re not abroad .doh!

phone on.

rain in.

give em chance to work out how to score another 8 before tea.

Graeme Swann impersonating KP on Ozzie radio. I like KP but this is funny.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q61UJexCLn8[/video]

Email tms@bbc.co.uk

Vincent Hefter: All this talk of Bell batting at three was obviously premature. It’ll probably be 3:45.

😀

rogers review lbw

looks out

is out

in tatters

Can’t stop laughing!

cant we make them follow on?

“We’ll bat” worst decision of the day award

Soob, as Warne has just said,

“What are the odds on Australia batting again tonight and having a lead?”

I think Swann has done a good job of going some way to prove KP’s claims of bullying correct with that radio interview. Personally I found KP’s on Clive Rice a bit more listenable…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02y886j

Just visited BBC sport – wtf?

I don’t understand cricket. Well, I mean I know the rules, but how can three matches start SO differently?

\o/

Oh Jimmy Jimmy

136 all out

Good lord. Way to hit back Jimmy.

Weird toss decision by the Aussies – presumably they thought the top order could see off the England attack all day even in favourable conditions for seam bowling, then rack up a massive total when the sun comes out tomorrow?

Now it looks like, unless England self-destruct in the last session, they will have the good weather to help them build a total.