I missed the third wicket as I snorted so hard at the second that I filled my sinuses with coffee and had to go and choke in the toilet.

Ha! 15-4

Two day test?

Broad is enjoying himself isn’t he?

Love this from the twitter comments

“Greg Double: Loose start from Broad. 10 runs off an over is not good enough at any level.”

Blowers has gone for a cold shower and lay down on 5 live. 😆

Wow – think I finally saw a straight bat fwd defensive shot!!

Oh I love the cricket especially when we do this to the Aussies.

Test Match Special and the comments on the BBC website. Pure genius.

Hmmmmm, not looking good for my 1st day at a test match on Sunday

Hahahahahah

Ha
Ha

(Not at your unlikely Sunday!)

5 down already!

21-5 then. WHAT A CATCH

good god

Two day test?

Two hour test?

😯 😆

Can’t wait to see the highlights of that catch!

Hmmmmm, not looking good for my 1st day at a test match on Sunday.

This could be over by Friday.

So if Clarke survives until the end at 28 all that may be seen as a success for him personally.

Feel a bit sorry for thekingisdead but a Win’s a Win. Thanks for taking one for the team!

Who saw the catch? Look forward to seeing it later.

Can anyone find a video of the catch, I’m not going to get to see the highlights later.

Lowest ever innings totals in an Ashes match….

Lets not get too excited, Clarke can bat as can Nevill, these 2 put on 150 and we may have a challenge.

is that an attempt at a ‘commentator’s curse’?

Good grief.

Broad on a Michelle already!

Well, it worked!
29-6

Sadly for Clarke, that may be that.

fastest ever 5 for surley

Lets not get too excited, Clarke can bat

Not today he can’t. YEEESSSSSSSSSSS

is that an attempt at a ‘commentator’s curse’?

Well, it worked didn’t it? 29/6.

The curse worked 😈

Have aus ever been knocked over before lunch?

Broad should come off now, dont want to spoil those 5 for figures. 😆

Went for a wander round site and come back to this!!!!

😆

Geoffrey is on a rant now about the Australian batting. 😀

Clark was the only give away

fastest ever 5 for surley

Equal, fastest from beginning of match

Link to a video of the catch:
https://vine.co/v/ew7KD1jU0eY

My turn now – Mitch J is looking really solid.

I’m watching on sky but am tempted to put TMS on just to hear Geoffrey’s mullering of the Aussie batting.

Sh1t the bed – I only nipped out to walk the dog. Driving to Cornwall tomorrow – hope there’s still some TMS to listen to. Good toss to win.

Finn

Gone…33-7. Last recognised batsman 😀