After seeing the worst present thread. Might it not be a good idea to see if we can make someone happy with swaps or sales?
Fill yer boots.

Some brownies made by a colleague… swap for a set of clear or persimmon lenses for my oakleys.

swap a 30.9mm raceface next sl seat post for something nice..bike related must be new like the post, which even has the box…

Self stirring mug and a red sports car computer mouse

swap for some playboy london shower gel and body spray…(male)

I’ll give you an iPad for it? 😉

UNWANTED GIFTS OFFERED:
Fridge magnet with a calendar and photo of friends baby on it,
Framed photo of same baby dressed as Santa,
Cat shaped draft excluder,

WANTED:
Bike parts for a hack bike I need to build.
250 gig Xbox (must be latest model with a copy of Forza 4)
Holiday for 2 (must be at least 4*)