So your middle aged with an Italian heritage car…

…is perhaps one of the wankiest, most pretentious thread titles to have appeared here.

Thank you *takes a bow*

Tortoiseshell – ewwww, but given the car they might suit.

Sporty oakley’s – not unless you’re playing cricket.

May I suggest this?

Well, dunno about you, but I was certainly intrigued as to what the rest of a Kryton might look like…

maybe?

or?

Dez B if you could paste that image onto David Schwimmer you’d be very close.