I gave her a bunch of flowers then hit her with a baseball bat. 😆

oh, and casual misogyny and domestic violence aren’t funny

Yes they are.

What about domestic violence against clowns?

oh, and casual misogyny and domestic violence aren’t funny

& neither are you, & of course I didn’t actually use a baseball bat.

(she did say those words though!)

Can I take her out?

oh, and casual misogyny and domestic violence aren’t funny

Don’t worry essel – I’m just STWing (literally the edinburgh defence this time)

scotroutes – 🙁

Can I take her out?
You’ll have to catch her in 1st, She’s always at work! (or so she says) 😉

You didn’t think bradley was asking permission in advance did you?

“My wife said ‘I’m homesick’.

I said, this is your home.

She said ‘Yeah I know and I’m sick of it.'”

Mine said “Give me 12 inches and make it hurt”

So I f**ked her 6 times and punched her in the nose! 😀

I’m surprised we haven’t gone here yet!

ITT: People who pretend to have girlfriends.

It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. I’m sorry essel.