Reasonable Adidas ……….

As we all know, Reebok are worn by burglars, Puma by the French, Nike by Americans, children and prisoners.
New Balance are exclusively worn by middle aged **** with pizza ovens and log burners.

However, salvation is at hand.
JD sports are currently disposing of Adidas Los Angeles in various colours for £50.
Obviously, one should only be seen in Samba (Super for preference), Superstar or Stan Smith, but Los Angeles are a pleasant palate cleanser.

Oh dear vintage trainers to go with the badly fitting jeans and beer belly covering leather jacket.

LA is the home of reason? Is that what you’re saying bro?

New Balance are exclusively worn by middle aged **** with pizza ovens and log burners.

OI!! I resemble that accusation! No log burner or pizza oven but I am a middle aged **** with a very large selection of New Balance 574’s in different colours. Love my old school Adidas but my gibbon-esque feet are too wide to wear my narrow fitting Gazelles or Spezials all day. Pub duty only.

Just about to order these from JD for Binnerette number two who requested these for Christmas. My work here is done 😀

^ you probably know this, but those Spezial Handballs come up very, very small. I have to size up (which I don’t have to do with Sambas)

Cheers SC-XC Yep… I’ve sized up as I’ve got a pair myself and I know how dinky the sizing is. I find Gazelles the same

@RustySpanner

You bad man – the link police will be down on you like a ton of bricks within the hour! 😱

As much I wanted to own a pair of Sambas etc, they were just too narrow for me.

I am however loving my first pair of Air max 90s since ~2000ish.

Superstar for me 👍

Wearing a pair of Manc Gt LA’s this morning , well fitting Jeans though. But Beer gut present and correct.

What you want is some Kegler Super, not that LA nonsense.

Loving the character assassination of different trainer wearers. Where do Merrell fit in? Was on a business trip and was disappointed to be wearing the same pair as my retirement aged American colleague.

Used to be exclusively adidas until my knees gave up, but I can’t wear them now as Samba have insufficient “boing” in the soles.

I have a couple of pairs of ZX750, one for work ‘cos they’re knackered and a pair for “best” – plus a really nice pair of Spezial for “very best”

Used to love my Air Max 90s but according to my kids I’m way too old for them now!  😥

Where do Merrell fit in?

Just go the whole hog and wear Sketchers.

I used to be heavily into adidas as a *cough* younger man.  Visited the custom lab in Liverpool when it opened, mainly limited edition shell toes.

Now I’m exclusively New Balance 574 (can’t afford a pizza oven, no gut) because they’re the only trainers wide enough. At least now I know why everyone moves into them when they hit 40.

It’s either that or go for the huge wide foot overhang in a pair of air max one. 🤢

@pictonroad – As a fellow wide-footed monkey, I normally wear 574’s, but just to mix it up a bit I’ve recently had a trip down memory lane to the trainers of my yoot with some Diadora Camaro’s, which are equally as accommodating for those of us with feet like Orangutang’s and come in a nice selection of colourways, just like 574’s 😀

No love for half cabs in here.

They really do scream “I’m holding onto my youth” for way longer than I should.

on it fellow simian.

if its the kegler super, it has to be the black nubuck/yellow hanon colab from a few years ago.

had some navy LA in 95 then the blue/yellow soled TRX which are virtually identical to the untrained eye

always liked the munchen (japanese variant) suede/gum (as opposed the jimmy saville & friends standard bulbous sole munchen / trimm trab variant..)

quite like these puma madrid/gum sole <£30 on asos UK9 only

https://www.asos.com/puma/puma-madrid-trainers-in-grey/prd/203215157#colourWayId-203215160

and ps samba super are part time firemen / window cleaner shoes..

Vans for me, daughter works in a store , so discounts.

Merrell?
Steals the Guardian from McDonalds, ranks local weathergirls out of 10, owns an ice axe but has never used it, ‘cares about the planet’ but has six kids.

Diadora?
Never pays full train fare, once fed laxatives to a police horse, used to steal dinner money from fat kids, had a perm in the 80s, has a mate called Jam Face.

These are good. Do some more!

Nice trainers they are but I’m more of an Air Max 90 man myself. Just picked up another pair from Vinted, not sure how I’ll hide them from Mrs Lunge…

Diadora Camaro’s,

Oh yes. At the time I was disappointed I did not have the matching Puma trainers and bag, or Addidas trainers and bag. But looking back the Diadora’s were ‘more exclusive’ anyway.

I liked them so much that I had two pairs of Diadora SPDS back in the day – one pair in the early 2000’s even had a cut away collar on one side like todays Enduro offering.

I’d love to see the actual ergonomic model adidas have chosen to mould their footwear on. Blues are old size 10 freeriders, greys are post-Adidas size 11. I’ve a pair of Terrex that are similarly spindly.

Oooh, Just remembered that when I went to Uni (1992) I bought some very early Merrell approach shoes that were seen as quite ‘radical’ at the time.

I also bought some new fangled Teva shoes to go with the sandals as well…

There has been road and MTB shoes on various sales too recently, but they are crap, not worth the sale price either.

Yeah, but you actually go outdoors….and know how to use an ice axe.

Confession time, I wear Keen for work and love Inov 8s despite not having run anywhere since 1984.

@rustyspanner. Go on, we need more judgement.

How about Converse, UnderArmour, five tens as casual shoes and lastly, barefoot shoes.

I’d love to see the actual ergonomic model adidas have chosen to mould their footwear on

I’m 9.5 in normal shoes, but had to get 11 in the Freerider Pro Mid (10.5 in Freerider Pros, 10 in basic Freeriders).

I don’t think they just have one model.

five tens as casual shoes

Well that obviously comes under “MTB is my only sense of identity”.

I’m no American, but I only wear Nike, wide forefoot and narrow heel, they always fit well.

Mountain fly low in pink for me, my favourite shoe ever, will be sad when it’s gone.
Pegasus for office duties, currently in a black paint with pink and turquoise accents.

Terra kigers for daily dog walks in dry season, Merrell or Scarpa boots for the wet.

Converse are for musty smelling soap dodgers who steal mum’s band t shirts, don’t clean out their rabbits and eat their own bogies on the bus.

Under Armour? Section 37/41.

Five Tens? Has an ancient Rab duvet jacket mended with duct tape, goes climbing in Morocco, mildly addicted to Ibuprofen, Border terrier, drives a Berlingo, militantly vegan, owns clogs, possibly a New Model Army completist.

Pete.. the scary thing is that these are frightningly accurate 😂

Brands are weird aren’t they. Every time someone mentions Nike trainers, despite the billions that they spend on marketing, all I immediately visualise is US ‘Soccer’ coach Ted Lasso Gregg Berhalter

Rusty ^ 😆

possibly a New Model Army completist

Nails 2 inch woods from Walkleys to the bottom of my freeriders…

Dear God….

No wonder Mr Smith has effed off …

Oh dear vintage trainers to go with the badly fitting jeans and beer belly covering leather jacket.

Don’t forget the party shirt.

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Merrell Moabs – the choice of the discerning middle aged fart.

Rusty – do HiTec 😉

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