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  • Polderising the North Sea
  • Stoner
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    How cool would that be:

    Inpoldering deel Noordzee kan

    A new Norfolk!

    Rename it “Doggingland”

    jam-bo
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    is that like a B-Ark for the brexit crowd?

    beej
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    “Love for Holland is mostly NOT take it seriously. We are a bunch of idiots who like stabbing the dragon with the news. So breath. Exhale. Then you get there.”

    captainsasquatch
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    We have enough problems preventing high level areas from flooding!

    Stoner
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    The Dutch don’t. We subcontract!

    Stoner
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    is that like a B-Ark for the brexit crowd?

    Holding facility for remainers actually 😉

    fasthaggis
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    Well, it would help the gene pool in Norfolk 😛

    centralscrutinizer
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    I’m looking forward to nipping across to Middelstede for drugs and hookers.

    slowoldman
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    You need to dam the English Channel to get that to work.

    bigjim
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    I can actually hear trawlermen’s heads popping

    aP
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    You’d want to barrage that tidal straight.

    martinhutch
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    They’d have to upgrade the A14 a bit.

    andytherocketeer
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    They need to upgrade that anyway.

    thestabiliser
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    They built a proof of concept off the north wales coast. The early indications are not encouraging.

    martinhutch
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    They built a proof of concept off the north wales coast. The early indications are not encouraging.

    What, is Anglesey sinking?

    thestabiliser
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    Sadly not.

    donald
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    Worst mountain biking ever.

    jekkyl
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    they’ve got to call it Braavos.

    perchypanther
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    they’ve got to call it Braavos.

    Just so.

    Northwind
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    Imagine the planning permission application

    Stoner
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    Imagine the planning permission application

    It’s below the 2m ridge height limit so comes under permitted development rights. Just like a shed really.

    Northwind
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    Good point. Well in that case, have at it. Just as long as they’re quiet, and their trees don’t overhang Ipswich

    andytherocketeer
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    But with the number of windmills they’d have on there, if they turn the fans around, UK would be blown half way across the Atlantic 😉

    igm
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    I liked it right up until you said “a new Norfolk”. Don’t you think one was enough?

    esselgruntfuttock
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    That’ll be 2 islands in the North Sea cos apparently theyr’e putting Barnsley in there too. ‘The Isle of Barnsley’ will have a king & queen as well.
    It said so on Facebook.

    kimbers
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    Farige will have a shit fit,

    Unless they could house the European fruit pockets there and just feet then over for their 12 hr strawberry harvesting shifts.

    epicyclo
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    The world’s biggest crannog. 🙂

    CountZero
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    Isn’t that where the new London Airport is going to be situated?
    Of course, the necessary high-speed rail link might see a few issues…

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