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  • Oh dear, this won't end well.
  • boxfish
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    Been at a friends 40th birthday enjoying a few ciders. Home to relieve the babysitter (ahem) and just cracked open some proper scrumpy, pressed by a good friend in deepest, bumpkin-est Oxfordshire, and it has been maturing for a few good months.

    It tastes lovely, but I have a lot to do tomorrow….

    wingnuts
    Full Member

    You relieved the babysitter! You deserve it. You know you do.

    boxfish
    Free Member

    She was mightily relieved… 8)

    My poor liver. Scrumpy very tasty but potent.

    stu170
    Free Member

    Drink it all, enjoy it, don’t worry about tomorrow, it never comes (unlike the babysitter)

    boxfish
    Free Member

    But there’s 2 litres of it…I suppose I could entertain the idea of not drinking it all.

    Cue tomorrow at 6am….”Daddy, why are you being sick?”

    stu170
    Free Member

    Don’t even worry about it. I challenge you!!

    boxfish
    Free Member

    In the words of Captain Barnacles, “Let’s do this”. In for a penny…

    samuri
    Free Member

    cider is made out of the hopes and dreams of tiny kittens who will never achieve anything in their lives. That’s how sour and horrible it is.

    boxfish
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    Their feline misfortune tastes like ecstasy to me.

    Edit: And I like the taste of ecstasy.

    stevestunts
    Free Member

    I like the taste of ecstasy

    I always found it a bit like paracetamol, like you could tolerate it for a few seconds whilst you found some water, but once it started properly dissolving, it was horrendous.

    boxfish
    Free Member

    Sorry, did I say ecstasy? I meant Marmite. It’s proper scrumpy, mind.

    stu170
    Free Member

    Update please? How’s the stomach? Always a mess of the ablutions after some scrumpy drinking

    boxfish
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    Woke up dribbling on the sofa at 2.30am, defeated; there was almost a litre of scrumpy left. I have let you down. sorry.

    Up again at 6.30. Several teas/coffees later and I’m off to the rugby in a couple of hours. I think some hair of the dog is in order.

    stu170
    Free Member

    Top work! Impressive effort

    gogg
    Free Member

    Home to relieve the babysitter (ahem)

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