I spent last Saturday wiring up the tow-bar electrics on my car – was I inadvertently breaking the law?
Many many moons ago when id acrimoniously split from an ex, i got a knock at the door, blue coated gent, clipboard and council ID on a string..
“We believe you’ve been repairing cars on your driveway”
Me: I dont think so chap… for a start i’ve got commercial premises so why would i do jobs in the rain when i can be dry and warm…
Oh hold on a minute, I DID do a job on the drive the other day”
Council bods face perks up
“oh really?”
Me: “Yeah, the woman who has obviously sent in your complaint, (insert name) I noticed her rear number plate was hanging off when she came by for a nosey, so i screwed it back in place”
Council bod, now on his frowny face, mumbles “I dont think that counts, Sir, Good day.”
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