Men with Beards discussion (beware some troll content)

You saw Mohammed live? Must have been a great gig.

Yeah, I saw him a few times when he was just a face on the local scene in Mecca but tbh by the time he went to Medina, I’d lost interest. I guess you could say I liked his earlier work but once he went mainstream it was all a bit meh.

YOU CAN’T SEE THEIR FACES!!!!!

Is wearing a mask OK? Are beared men allowed into banks and petrol stations? Yes! And yet within five minutes of exiting said establishment with all their stolen money (because that’s what beardies do), they can look like an entirely different people.

And yet there’s no law against it!

Moustaches are fine though.

I like a man with a beard I’ve decided. Ever since my husband decided to grow one a few months before we married. He is therefore banned from ever shaving it off because it’s on the wedding pictures. I do quite like it now though, it suits him but it is going a bit grey whereas the rest of his hair is jet black!

Samuri – Moustaches are all levels of wrong! 😆 wish there was a bearded emoticon

I don’t have a beard, but usually sport a healthy stubble (keeps frost off the chin). I’m from the midlands and ride a singlespeed with suspension and odd wheels (69er)… does me being halfway between a shaved, fully suspended bike riding southerner and a fully bearded rigid 29er singlespeeding northerner in both appearance, steed and geography prove anything? … thought not.

i did get told i was giving singlespeeders everywhere a bad name for my lack of full beard though… by a bearded, northern singlespeeder. he was a nasty man.

if your dad doesnt have a beard, you’ve got two mums

MEDICAL FACT

Your typical honest, trustworthy and cuddly beard wearer.

Winter Perks

if your dad has a beard you’ve got two dads

MEDICAL FACT

Mustard – in my case that’s deadly accurate. As a feral (and obviously perennially single) hirsute student, I spent most weekends pulling bikes apart and cobbling things together off ebay. Now I’m married, altogether boring, get the LBS to do most maintenance work, and fit firmly in ‘the guy on the left’ category!

if your dad has a beard you’ve got two dads

Hence why we need to get more girls to listen to the music vid I posted 😉

Lol.. sometimes I really wish I could draw!

i will shave derek is a dull attention seeking saddo **** into my beard

Blimey, how big is your chin?

So now is it true, should we shouldn’t we, and what does a beard say about a mans character across different cultures, automatically he’s from up North goes without saying or does it?

Man with beard:

1. Lazy.
2. Fat.
3. Bold.
4. Old.
5. Trying to look intelligent but actually calculative.
6. Mean.
7. Hiding dirty secrets behind those beard.
8. Think it’s cool but there might be fleas inside …
9. Narcissistic
10. Dirty.
11. Busy body.
12. “rational” in their own world.

So there you go …

http://www.beardhead.com 😀

What your facial hair says about you…[/url]

When does stubble become a beard?

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Beard or stubble?[/url] by molgrips[/url], on Flickr

This is unshaved all over, in case it’s not clear from the pic – not a goatee.

This is unshaved all over, in case it’s not clear from the pic – not a goatee.

Okay goatee wannabe then. 😆

If I wanted it to be a goatee I’d have hacked it with a razor.. it’s just a bit thicker up front – isn’t everyone’s?

When does stubble become a beard?

Not sure, but buy some lip balm man!

You wot? Those lips are about as delicate and peachy as you can get on a bloke!

The winter beard is the cheapest spring / summer 10 year younger makeover you can get 🙂

I accept Jesus Christ existed, as probably did the other Prophet Mohammed and at the risk of having some fatwah issued against me would simply point out that whereas the first preached turning the other cheek to a core group of a dozen or so followers, the other preached war and death and destruction to thousands of followers raising cities to the ground, so if I had to raise my kids to follow one or the other it’s fairly obvious which I would choose.

🙄

really – you read the Koran and thats what it says is it?

You wot? Those lips are about as delicate and peachy as you can get on a bloke!

Well I wouldn’t want them fluttering on any of my orifices.

Neither would I!

TandemJeremy – Member
I accept Jesus Christ existed, as probably did the other Prophet Mohammed and at the risk of having some fatwah issued against me would simply point out that whereas the first preached turning the other cheek to a core group of a dozen or so followers, the other preached war and death and destruction to thousands of followers raising cities to the ground, so if I had to raise my kids to follow one or the other it’s fairly obvious which I would choose.

really – you read the Koran and thats what it says is it?

Got one..

Someone pass me the landing net…

Jeez they’ve not been biting well today at all have they?

Yes that in brief is the principal difference between those two prophets one preached love, understanding and turn the other cheek to others the other preached similar bollox but then said ‘or else’ then went on to demonstrate what ‘else’ should be at the head of an army.

Oh and the evil one definitely had a beard and some indicators suggest the good one might have as well, either way, beards were involved and still are in religious disapproval.

How many mods have beards I wonder?

Thanks grahamS just did a little sick. 😆

Molly, is that beard ginger?

Not sure, but buy some lip balm man!

I reckon he’s been snogging somebody with a beard.

beard = weird

Seeing as we’re sharing our facial hair pictures now…

That’s not facial hair that’s lack of a good cat.

What are you on about. The p..female felines love this look.

Molly, is that beard ginger?

Obviously not. Please check your monitor calibration.

You can’t tell me I don’t look like a perfect gent with my gentlemanly facial adornment.

Well, you can try, but I might not listen…

Thanks grahamS just did a little sick.

Bit harsh! I’m sure molgrips is lovely really.

Even if he is ginger. 😉

Is that really you?

Do you wear that hat?

That could well get you a move into the coowool section of my list of forum approval..

Molly doesn’t look ginger in real life.

Molly doesn’t look ginger in real life.

Mmmm… that beard suggests he might be a carrier though.

TBF he’s got no hair in real-life and is normally clean shaven.

I used to have a brother until he started ‘showing’ when he grew his beard.

no hair?!

so all this time molly has been cheating his weight loss stats by lack of hair

Yes Derek, that is me and that is my hat. and my beard. and my perennial expression of confusion.