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  • Phil – he had no hair in the before pics though. Any hair gain would act as a penalty.

    *wishes i had weighed myself before and after cutting the dreads off*

    *still wants to be thinner than molly and can’t explain why*

    *blames binners*

    derekrides
    Member

    Pyro – Member
    Yes Derek, that is me and that is my hat. and my beard. and my perennial expression of confusion.

    Always a dangerous move, admitting to a male model on an internet forum one’s visual identity, stalker heaven, however do not worry, I never stalk men with beards, should you ever decide to shave and continue to wear that hat call me.. 😉

    Phil – I have a radical new weight loss plan, it’s similar to DD’s fat loss testing technique.

    if it involves more exercise, less food, eating specific foods instead of others, or riding a bike more then i’m out.

    if its an eccles cake and sweet potato diet then i might consider you’re offer….

    Pyro
    Member

    I’m flattered, Derek, but sadly you’re not my type, and under the beard I’m plug ugly.

    Anyway, you’re only after me for my hat, you rotter.

    Ned Kelly’s mother reckoned kissing a man without a beard was like eating porridge without salt, and we all know how wrong that is.

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    Phil, you do not need to worry my weight is going nowhere lately.

    You eat food without meat in it. Your opinion doesn’t count for sh…

    I ride a single speed 29er, I’m vegan, I ride trailquests and I’ve got a beard.
    I send the Awesomometer off the scale.

    You mispelt a word there. 😉

    Herman Shake
    Member

    All men have beards unless you baldfaces have been waxing and removing the follicles. I believe only then can you consider yourself a non-beard.

    Shaving is denial. Men with beards are simply men.

    It’s the moustache toting bounder you want to steer clear of.

    scuzz
    Member

    I stopped frequenting a local drinking establishment due to the adverse beard ratio. I’m normally a rather sciency kinda guy, but I had to put my discomfort down to the supernatural.

    Pyro
    Member

    Scuzz, I know it wasn’t Santana’s best album, but it’s not that bad…

    scuzz
    Member

    Well, Smooth’s alright, isn’t it?

    derekrides
    Member

    Pyro – Member
    I’m flattered, Derek, but sadly you’re not my type, and under the beard I’m plug ugly.

    Anyway, you’re only after me for my hat, you rotter.

    I could change. 😉

    You wouldn’t believe what I look like in my girlie outfit…

    Very very very clean shaven.

    Premier Icon miketually
    Subscriber

    Clean-shaven men are dishonest. Just like contact lens wearers.

    Pyro
    Member

    Can someone pass me some mindbleach, please?

    derekrides
    Member

    Since my alternative would likely get me another ‘sexual content’ ban, you’ll have to make do with this.

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