https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/aug/05/man-circumcised-in-leicester-hospital-mix-up-gets-20000-payout

He must be livid.
Mind you, it’s no skin off my nose.

Leicester Hosp?

Thanks for the tip off.

Calm down dear it’s only a cumfacial*

Commercial before it’s lost on those…

Necks will roll after the theft of Kojak’s rollneck.

I’m assuming he left a scathing review on SnipAdvisor

Sceptical. The amount of checks you go through before surgery is ridiculous, he’d have to be full on asleep to not notice, or a proper idiot.

Leicester – proper idiot!

No longer one of the boyz in da hood.

At least the surgeon didn’t get the sack.

surgeon must be a complete dick to make a mistake like that

I’ve heard he’s been offered a £500 compensation payout. But if he rubs it it grows into more like £10,000

Got to be honest, given the stories on East Midlands telly about mistakes at Leicester hospitals, I live in fear of being in an accident and rushed there.

I suspect Derby and Nottingham hush it up better.

Oh come on…

A good glans violently executed…is better than a perfect glans tomorrow.

Let’s make fun of an OAP whos genitals were mutilated without his consent or knowledge. It’s ok, he’s a man after all.

You’re right, it’s easy for us to have a laugh, we haven’t got skin in the game

Let’s make fun of an OAP whos genitals were mutilated without his consent or knowledge. It’s ok, he’s a man after all.

Who would have signed off on the procedure, unless the paperwork was mixed up between him getting anaesthetic and going into theatre.

Why would an OAP be getting Botox in the first place? Edit I see, story is better there than were I read it…

We’ve not seen the end of this one

To add insult to injury, the BBC have just started their report with footage of the poor guy mowing the lawn.

Why would an OAP be getting Botox in the first place?

To stop him taking a piss ‘without his consent or knowledge’.

Why would an OAP be getting Botox in the first place?

Frown lines innit.

and he only went in to have a bladder Botox to……make his bladder…….look……ageless? Younger? Devoid of facial expressions?

To be fair £20k for trimming a 70 year old man’s 70 year old man is pretty good. I’m bookmarking this for when if I reach 70

If you liked that, you’ll find this one hilarious!

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/mother-had-double-mastectomy-after-cancer-diagnosis-mistake-mk2fcqgjv

Lol, they only went and chopped her tits off!

It’s all to do with NHS budget cuts I reckon

Edit: reply to the original thread, not Croe’s latest addition

Lol, they only went and chopped her tits off!

Nope, not funny. Dick mishaps are always funny when they happen to somebody else. Same principle as how watching people get injured is one of the funniest things on earth.

He definitely got less than he bargained for.

On a more serious note, it’s really worrying how bad the NHS is these days.

Government draining funds to pave the way for a sellout.

Lol, they only went and chopped her tits off!

Yes, that is absolutely the same as losing a wee bit of skin off the end of your pecker

He’ll be sensitive about it just now but that’ll pass

Somethings not kosher with that story

Got to be honest, given the stories on East Midlands telly about mistakes at Leicester hospitals, I live in fear of being in an accident and rushed there.

Was the procedure an honest mistake or was it done with ‘Malice aforeskin‘ ?

And at that age it’s like a face-lift…for your cock.
What you lose in skin, you make up in ‘firmness’.
no drawbacks there!

At £20k the hospital is tipping well.

what a bell end

Luckily, the surgery didn’t make a vas deferens.

Given that there have been cases of people committing suicide after circumcisions left them in constant pain due to sensitivity and overstimulation, is this really a laughing matter? It’s genital mutilation, and should be treated as such. Those of you who think it’s funny wouldn’t be laughing if it happened to you.

Those of you who think it’s funny wouldn’t be laughing if it happened to you.

I’ll raise my hand and say I’ll be accidentally circumcised if I can have £20k afterwards. That’s like seven or eight bikes.

Those of you who think it’s funny wouldn’t be laughing if it happened to you.

It did so I’m ok laughing.

Given that there have been cases of people committing suicide

People commit suicide for all sorts of reasons. Isolate the reasons and the reasons can be laughed about. Nobody is laughing about suicide and it is totally unrelated to this story, unless the man has committed suicide and that bit hasn’t been reported yet?

You and croe clearly have your own “poor hard done by male” agenda but don’t try and bring it into every topic that is male related.

Ok, I think we need to roll back on the gags a bit

If it wasn’t for double standards there would be none at all…

It’s genital mutilation

Except when it isn’t

and should be treated as such. Those of you who think it’s funny wouldn’t be laughing if it happened to you.

You’re assuming 100% foreskin rate here?