[Closed] How difficult is it to organise a guest bear at a pub?

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Tortilla chips and soup 😕

Can I have a pint of ... um...

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Stella, please?

Depends what your local is I suppose.

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Easy, tell him there's an [s]old tat[/s] retro bike sale in the pub and they are serving burger toast

Plenty of bears at The Kings Arms in Poland St. of that thar London towne too.

I suppose, technically, they're all guests too.

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Like it Ned

Big Paws 😆

Skeleton walks into a pub and ask for a pint and a mop.

Did someone say old tat for sale?

You need a telephone box. Place said telephone box in the woods. Conceal yourself well, then phone the call box. When the bear turns up to answer the phone, jump up, close the door, and voila. One bear in a box. Take box to pub, get several pints ready. Open door, run. Come back in an hour, apologize profusely to bear, and job done.

Easy...just make it free!

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Only get polar bears in this boozer

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