Some urchin has emptied my paypal account at maplins and then like a dozy git bought £30s worth of dominos for delivery. So I have his address.

So short of bombers and shoe urine interface. Ideas?

Name and shame for firsts incl address,revenge will be served sweet and cold.

Seriously,call the cops….

Cops not interested.

Pour a bottle of fish sauce through his letter box.

Very lame, I know. Don’t really do revenge.

Sorry to hear that.
How is it the police are not interested? Is it not theft?

Nice gaff (oh, and nice edit)

Stick a note through his letterbox saying, ‘you are a thick ****, but thanks for letting me know where you live. Put the money back in my account. Now, Please.’

Put something really smelly on the note for added effect, or a scary drawing or something.

It’s online fraud.

Report to : http://www.actionfraud.police.uk/

How far away is said idiot from your abode?

Is PayPal not supposed to be more secure than using your bank details, as opposed to less…?

Go around and open a can of Whoopass™

Presumably he emptied it into his own account- in which case can you send a request for a refund along with a note telling him you know his address?

Hatfield. I’m notts.

My mates a cop. Txt him asking how to report. He said police won’t be bothered.

I rang the pizza place up and told them to either not deliver or spit in it.

How is it the police are not interested? Is it not theft?

It would involve investigation
Better stats to just go out to domestics and arrest everyone.

If her’s got an outside tap stick a hose pipe on it and through his letter box.

Is death by Dominos not enough punishment?

He spent £250 at maplins at 5.39 then 1x Feed 4 for £5 Each
Medium (8 slices) Chicken Feast
+ Classic Crust
No Mushrooms
Medium (8 slices) Meateor™
+ Classic Crust
Potato Wedges
Garlic Pizza Bread
Cherry Cola (1.25L Bottle)
1x 4 Doughnuts
1x Ben & Jerry’s – Cookie Dough (500mL tub)

Greedy git!

Someone beat you to it by ordering a Dominos.

It’s a crime. The police deal with this sort of thing. If they don’t, I’d love to know why not.

Sounds like him and his housemates in their HMO are having a party tonight!

Maybe he sent the Domino’s to someone he has a grudge against hoping that someone is going round to sort him out…Just a thought.

I would involve these guys..

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All connected in one form or another!

Phone up the dodgiest takeaway in the area, owned by gun-toting local gangsters if possible.

Phone up with your most genuine & charming voice, ordering a large takeaway for a party you’re at with some unexpected (race of choice to suit takeaway speciality) friends that require feeding “Do you accept £50 notes, I have ID on me” etc.

Your credit cards are obviously, at home.

Indeed. And they ain’t paying.

Bit of a trip just to wrap some bombers round his face sadly… You need to appeal to the good nature of some Herts dwellers on here!

Oh and it’s online fraud. If your bank balance and credit card are linked to the account (and let’s face it, most peoples are) then it’s more likely the cops would be interested…

All connected in one form or another!

Don’t say that, you’ll set JIveHoney off again!

actionfraud? Misleadingly named since its pointedly a “reporting centre” i.e. they don’t actually do anything..

“ring the police”

“they won’t be interested”

“oh, all right then.”

Seriously?

I think I’d be inclined towards a note through the door, something like “I hope you enjoyed the pizza, now I know where you live I’m going to enjoy making your life a total misery in future, unless you put the money back where you found it”
There’s all sorts of remote retribution, like ordering all sorts of stuff from various places, like taxis, for example, and directing it all to his address.
😈
Looking at the photos, if it had happened to me, I could genuinely call on the services of a bunch of blokes not dissimilar to those guys; my brother and sis-in-law are members of a bike club based on an airfield not too far away, most of whose members were and are serving and ex-military; a pretty scary-looking bunch if you don’t know them… 😉

I’ve reported to paypal. One assumes it’s up to them to then run with reporting it to the popo

A taxi every morning for 2 weeks at sometime between 3a and 4am (if he’s a night bird, 9am -ish will work equally well).

I’ve reported to paypal. One assumes it’s up to them to then run with reporting it to the popo

Why not just do it yourself

I’m in AL1 and have no moral compass. Just saying…

Ok if the general consensus is I should I will. I dunno who its upto. I asked the notts chief of our area and they said not worth reporting.

Go to the police if they say they aren’t interested take it up with your MP.

Who will probably give the divisional commander a hurry up.

I’m more annoyed dominos refuses to defile his stuffed crust

PayPal wont report it to the Police for you.
Try legit routes best first, probably not the guys real name or even where he lives. If he’s had access to your PayPal online then he’ll also have your address…?

That is valid point!

I am struggling to comprehend why if you have money stolen from a bank account then that is not a crime?
Maybe I life in a simple world?