Guess which is my burger

Front centre as you’ve stop building to take a picture…

You’re betting on it toppling to the left then?

How big is your gob?

Not big enough. Even after compression I had to reach for my (legal) knife and fork.

‘This’ veggie burgers are up there with Beyond Meat imo.

Those are sliders, right? Or kid’s burgers?

Which of the kids is getting vodka? Did you measure a shot??? Wouldn’t want them getting too p!ssed eh?   *giggles*

Giggles

‘This’ veggie burgers are up there with Beyond Meat imo.

We have the Beyond Meat burgers every couple of weeks, so I’ll give these a try.

If you want a bigger burger you should go wider not taller.

I burger that’s so tall it needs a skewer to hold it together and you can’t get it in your mouth isn’t a burger, it’s a kebab.

They were normal size burgers on a normal size brioche…it looked comically big before I squashed it down.

Vodka was mine and I’ll advised.

Yup, burgers should be handleable and eatable without a flip top lid head. Want more…have a 2nd burger.

Aberdeen Angus burgers for us later.

What do you call the creation, Burger Khalifa?

Why are your bananas plugged into USB?

^ I thought that was what the B stood for.

Why have you made your dinner in a hotel bathroom?

burger that’s so tall it needs a skewer to hold it together and you can’t get it in your mouth isn’t a burger, it’s a kebab.

Amen.

Keburger?

We had Waitrose [get me] Wagyu burgers on the BBQ last night – best burger I’ve eaten in….. maybe ever, certainly as long as I can remember.

I’m a burger man as my “junk food” meal of choice, gun to my head. The beyond meat or impossible burgers are really delicious.

I like the currently trendy smash burger style though. so what I do is take a beyond burger, cut it in half and roll up each one into a ball and then smash each on the pan so its thin and gets crispy edges. Slice of fake cheese on each one and both go into the bun.