…I order a balti chicken naga?

Your honest advice please.

No, but tomorrow morning you will slowly shit out all your intestines thus turning yourself inside out.

wnb – expressed with such elan and grandiloquence. Quite beautiful.
I’m almost moved to tears.

Depends on the restaurant. It’ll be hot regardless, but how hot… Don’t drink dairy and your err pooing will be fine tomorrow.

EDIT: I read naga phaal instead of balti naga, you’ll be fine!

mmmm Tandoor chicken and keema naga..my favourite

I’m almost moved to teats

I almost moved to Bacup once.

HtS – bastard!

😀

BACUP?!!!! 😯

I was all set for a healthy friday tea and somebody mentions **** curry!

I’ve been putting one chopped up dried naga in my homemade curry lately an it is quite hot about vindalhoo strength. What it adds more than heat though is a really nice tasty depth to the curry that I’ve not been able to get with homemades before.

Never mind bloody Bacup.

What about the integrity of my ring?

I love nagas; they can be fiery.

As for your ring, it’ll be in tatters. HTH.

Naga’s can still be variable. I usually order in from one place and it’s lovely, just about bearable on the heat stakes. However, I went to another place recently for a sit-down and my god, I couldn’t finish it. I thought my gums were melting. Tears, sweat, snot – the lot. Felt like a right pillock 😳

Question: does booze affect your tolerance to heat? I don’t generally drink at home, but on the second occasion I’d probably had about 7 pints of beer. ❓

I’ve just ordered it.

I’ll let you know how I get on.

I may wear PPE.

Curry as an afternoon snack?

I had a naga the other night and it was mighty hot. Turns out the chef had made a mistake when making two up so it was too hot :s

You should be fine but put toilet roll in the fridge now.

No, but tomorrow morning you will slowly shit out all your intestines thus turning yourself inside out.

Slowly?! Not in my experience.

Heat level was fine. Sub-vindaloo.

Not that impressed with the flavour though.

5.5/10.

I don’t get HOT curries…the heat overrides my tastebuds and destroys the flavour.

Crikey, that’s early for a curry. Don’t think I’ve ever eaten one before 9pm…

I don’t get HOT curries…the heat overrides my tastebuds and destroys the flavour.

Shouldn’t you be in bed young lady?

Rusty Shackleford –
I don’t get HOT curries…the heat overrides my tastebuds and destroys the flavour.

I agree. I had a nice homemade mild keema and a mixed veg.

Shouldn’t you be in bed young lady?

Quality put down Sir. So good that I will steal it and pass it off as my own.

Shouldn’t you be in bed young lady?

No, I should be comparing dicks with the insecure, macho, douche-bags ’round these parts 😛

How does Sir like his curry? I like it HOT! I need to feel like my insides are being ripped out, so that I can brag about it to even more insecure douche-bag chums!

^^^^ ah so you do understand how curry works after all.

On a more serious note I have found my tolerance to heat has grown with regularity of consumption. As such I can enjoy the flavor of hotter dishes with less internal Armageddon.

= more choice and I go hot 2in3 as some of the mild stuff is very tasty too.

Just do it, you will however fart yourself awake several times tonight. Totally worth it.

and? Did he live to tell the tail?

Chicken Tikka Naga for me last night. Whilst I was sitting on the bog 5 minutes ago the Sith Hound stuck his nose in the bathroom door, sneezed, huffed and left!

Remember the Blue Peter elephant incident?

Ahem.

Oh no. Did John Noakes step in it?

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