Floaters

when you drop the kids off at the pool, what is it that determines if your log sinks or floats?

does poo float due to a high fibre content or a high fat content?

Don’t, I’m going swimming tonight. 😐

The correct term is “A Missile Boat in The Fjord”

The correct term is “A Missile Boat in The Fjord”

not to be confused with ‘dropping anchor in poo bay’

mine float due to a high polystyrene content

I’m pretty sure that it is about fat content. An ex-flatmate used to create ones that hung round for quite a long time (4 days was the longest recorded…) despite plenty of flushing and chemicals poured down. We called our new stinky flatmate Pierre

Ask Hanky, he’ll know…

I think the fat think is an urban myth spread by vegetarians.

It’s actually how much gas is trapped within is my understanding. And we all know that vegetarian diets generate more gas.

I don’t know about it being a

urban myth spread by vegetarians

as afore mentioned flatmate only ate boiled sausages and cheese….

I think the fat think is an urban myth spread by vegetarians.

Certainly possible for some of that sort of stuff to come out that way…. have a read of this 😮 😯 Ass Grease

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front

Wiping from the front? He deserves everything bad that happens to him.

WhoTF boils sausages?

It’s a medical sign if your poop floats….

DrP

It *can* be a medical sign, surely.

^^That response is also a significant medical sign….. 😉

DrP

Sweetcorn.

That’s assuming any of it actually gets as far as the water, and isn’t scattergunned across every square cm of porcelain instead…

WhoTF boils sausages?

I know eh? It was disgusting. And the answer an American/German girl. Yup that’s right, a lady created a floater so incredibly buoyant that it stayed for days and would have probably served as a fantastic floatation device

Tis always nice, when having a wee, to happen upon a soggy floater of which one was previously unaware, as one can then play Stuka bomber on the frigate and see just how much damage can be done before the ammunition runs out. 🙂

Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the Turd Twister[/url]

I quote: “The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual”.

That is all 😀

Yahoo Has The Answer 😉

have a read of this ‘Ass Grease’

I’m sat here crying with laughter at that link! 😆

‘Ass Grease’

😆 +1

I spilt coffee over the damn keyboard and everything!

That actually sounds like it’s been narrated by Jack Black…..

It’s actually how much gas is trapped within is my understanding.

That affects dispersal rather than buoyancy IME.

Is this what you’re talking about?

I don’t see any mention of ass grease, though…