Schoolyard. 1979.
‘Someone mention Louise Filthington? hahahahaha?’
‘Yeah I heard she’s pure filth! Gizza marker pen … (scrawls on bus stop over boundary wall)
‘Mate, you shunt do that iss gnot gnice!
‘AhahahAHAHAH Jenkins is GAAYYYYY, U only say that bcoz u want to cop a feel’
‘Anyway, Ginge sprayed that she was a dirty goer on the wall behind the garages, and ee shud know cuz he went out wiv er last week. So ‘I’m just backing up wot is true innit’
‘I fink its disrespectful ennyway’
‘OOOoo you wont get anywhere on yaw WHITE HORSE! PONCE!’
‘Anyways, Louse is asking for it, did u see the skirt she ad on last week? PURE TEMPTATION!
‘She’s a goer and no mistake. Giz that marker again, yer poof. And you, gawking, wind yerrneck in’
(All): ‘CRIPES! ‘IT’S THE DEPUTEE ‘EAD!!! , RUUUUUUUN!!!