we've landed – no we haven't – yes we have – no we haven't . . .

The first woman pilot ?

Korean no frills airline?

Its only bad if the back of the plane passes the front end..

Chief mechanic put 2.35 on the rims – too much rebound ?

Me no Mrs Tree Yes but she is a wuss….

Well the woman pilot sat next to me says at least women pilots don't have to turn off the radio before they park the plane 😆

It's harder than it looks!

* I landed at Liverpool last week in light winds. The plane crunched firmly into the end of the runway and bounced drunkenly back into the air, laughing at my ineptitude. I was absolutely mortified and hid in the flight deck until all the passengers were off.

** Never had a landing quite that bad (fingers crossed, touch wood etc.)