Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou
Blimey, it’s a good thing we’re all different, isn’t it? A lot of films bore me – if i watch them on DVD I might well go and make a cup of tea in the middle and not pause it – but The Life Aquatic…I can’t begin to tell you how much that annoyed me.
‘Changes’ sung in Portuguese, in a sort of boss nova style? Ooh, it’s so arch, so knowing, so clever. Actually, Wes, it’s not. It’s just pretentious toss, the sort of thing that makes me angry beyond measure.
Take one bunch of brilliant actors. Add a rubbish script, a lot of whimsy, a bunch of quirkiness, then stir in a cup – no, make that two cups – of unfunny, and there you have The Life Aquatic. It’s probably the worst film I’ve ever seen, and the running time of almost two hours (I had to look this up – it felt much longer) didn’t help.