Duct tape or WD-40?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/08/dhl-cargo-plane-splits-in-two-after-crash-landing-at-costa-rica-airport

Is it a sticker?

That’ll buff out.

S&S Coupler for a proper job.

If they paid for it with a credit card it should be easy to get the money back.

That’s a bad ‘un. Think they’ll need duct tape AND WD40 for that.

Gripfill

There are whole buildings held together with Gripfill and a prayer.

Pffft, didn’t even clear that jump.

skids are for kids folks

A much clearer version of the crash landing has emerged!

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Bet that left a good sized set of skid marks

Etc

If they’d built it out of steel it never would have cracked like that.

For that, I’d be tempted to break out the pop riveter and some old beer cans. Can of paint over the top and jobs a good ‘un

Might need to break out the cable ties in addition to the duct tape

Dropit
Hideit
Looseit

They’ll just slip a note under the control tower door, “we tried to deliver some parcels but non of your countrymen were in”

I think the holy trinity of bodgerama may well have to be deployed
Duct tape
Cable ties
Baler twine

Be fine, if its not. – more tape.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue… err, Duct Tape…

As handbrake turns go, the pilot nearly pulled that off! Wonder if the crash tender was carrying fresh underwear?

DHL (Day ,and a, Half Late) that’s how they do it.

Hello? Screwfix? Yeah. What’s the biggest jubilee clip you do?

Should have landed it on a treadmill

FibreFix, maybe a bit of sanding first.

Flex tape surely..

That’s why delivery drivers should never chuck the parcels over a fence.

If it moves when it shouldn’t, use duct tape. If it doesn’t move when it should, use wd40.