I take it I’m alone in thinking she is minging…..
As per scotroutes, but I just assumed this was the thread people turned up to when blind drunk.
I used to go out from time to time with a highly intelligent girl, about once every three months. Mainly because I always ended up with a massive headache (nothing to do with booze) and most likely because I was the “bit of rough”. She once took me to her friends party, I felt so uncomfortable at the level of conversation, then even more when the host decided to do a posh raunchy striptease on the dining room table to the sound of N.E.R.D’s Rock Star. They were all presented as per the pic above, but seemed to think downing aftershock was a giggly secret not to be exposed outside of closed doors.
I never got an invite to a party again, after a dude with specs asked me if he could dance with my date, to which my slightly pissed response was “go **** yourself”.