i confidently predict that certain rooms will resemble scenes from the works of Hieronymus Bosch by the end of the week
You could fairly confidently predict that the Bosch resemblence will come into being by the end of the first weekend, let alone the first week!
Also, sometime from the 10th of September onwards the appellation ‘White Room’ will be a purely historical reference term and will no longer have any fidelity with the colour, decor, or cleanliness of chalet or its alpine location 😉
(FAO Steve & Iona. Only joking, paying guest & fastidious house cleaner James ‘shinythings’ Clayton will be donning his Endura pinny and clearing up all the detritus & destruction after us)