Dave Bingo – what sub-species do you know?

As we all know, there are at least 55,000,000,000 subspecies of Daves.

What types can you claim to know?

I’ll start:

Bearded Dave [probably not the one on the forum]
Portly Dave [actually preferred to be called Fat Dave!]
Dodgy Dave [also called Fat Dave, at you own risk. Still owes me £20]
Dave the Boss [my Dad – actually I’m going to ask him what type of Dave he is today]
Jewish Dave

So – Name those Daves!

Disco Dave / Dave the Rave – slightly creepy, goes to the gym a lot, was briefly a nightclub photographer / promoter.
Stinky Dave – fairly self explanatory.
Bangkok Dave – used to live in Bangkok, believe it or not.
Fat ‘Ead Dave – has a big head.

Drunk Dave
Tall Dave
Short Dave

They all post on here lets see if they recognise themselves 😉

“Call Me Dave” – our PM when he wants to be seen as down with the prole’s.

Well, me, but I guess I’ve already been mentioned! 🙂

I also know a ‘Fruitbowl Dave’!

I’m a Dave. often big Dave, I assume for my height, rather than girth…. Hmmm. Thinking about being a David now I’m nearing 40.

I also employ 3 other Daves, keeps things simple onsite for the customers. haha.

Dave the spark – He’s an electrictian!
Plasterer Dave – Any guesses to his profession?
Toothless Dave aka Dangerous Dave – once got mugged on his way home and had his 2 front teeth knocked out…..

Shouty Dave (just over there across the office)
Chilled Dave (desk next to mine)
Sits in the chair all day doing nothing Dave (my ol’ man)

Ginger Dave

My 2 good friends at Uni were:
Scary Dave (occasionally known as Big Dave if introducing him to parents)
Other Dave (liked to be called Delvin the Wizard, for unknown reasons)

Designated Dave

He was actualy called Ross, but our other housemate was called Dave and when he went away Daves missus snuggled upto him on the sofa, hence for the evening he became Designated Dave.

Little Dave – mate o mine who used to be a jockey.

Oh – Cambodian Dave, due to his diminutive physique. In fairness though, that’s only in comparison to the rest of the group!

Dave from ‘Alifax. Fettling-obsessed, balding lone Northerner who shows up on mountain bike holiday, shoehorned in alongside two big groups from somewhere else.

Wavy Davey

Dai the milk used to be our vender of cow juice.

Designated Dave – Proper LOL 🙂

party dave
naked dave
completely average dave
dave the plumber

Scottish Dave – he’s not Scottish
Dopey Dave – but not to his face.

dirty dave
dangerous dave
camp david

Its all Sarahs in our life

Big Sarah
Wee Sarah
Wee Sarah N
Wee Irish Sarah
Sarah the Exorcist (after she’s visited there are no spirits left in the cupboard)
Stalker Sarah
Bankrupt Sarah

Only got one Dave on my phone ‘Dave Pointless’

I was at uni with Chuffin’ Dave. He was from Sheffield and that was his expletive of choice. He lived with Dave, hence the need to distinguish. Dave later became known as Lying Dave when it became clear his life was a pathetic web of deceit.

Davey the Boy was so named due to his relative youngness. He’s now quite old, but still D the B.

I also employ 3 other Daves, keeps things simple onsite for the customers. haha.

We used to call all our new recruits Dave, regardless of gender

Cheers,
Dave

I used to know a “Dave ****-off[surname]” – wasn’t much fun on a night out but often used to tag along

At uni we had

Irish Dave ( was actually Irish )
Comedy Dave ( was quite entertaining )
Dave the Rave ( did like a party )
Camp David ( a ferociously camp Dave from Edinburgh, I know its not technically a Dave but the idea of George W Bush spending a weekend in Camp David was entertaining to our peurile little minds 🙂 )

Dorset Dave. You’ll never guess where he lives.

Kids in the Hall:

Big Dave.
Little Dave.
IT Dave

Downhill dangerous dave the snake (usually shortened to Dangerous dave). Brother in law.
Weirdo alcoholic dave. Neighbour. He gives me the creeps. I’m sure he’s probably lovely.

Big Dave – tall and ‘husky’ if using the American vernacular, like most big Dave’s – very warm and friendly, the archetypal good mate and likes a breakfast sandwich
Little Dave – short but insanely fit and competitive. Not aggressive bit certainly up for a heated debate. Owner of the biggest appetite I’ve ever seen!
Dave T – T is the first letter of his surname. Frighteningly intelligent and incisive. Doesn’t suffer fools gladly.
Another Big Dave – because his forearms were as big as my thighs (and I don’t have small thighs!!!)! Strangely a very sensitive and caring guy…

Annoying Dave.
Wittering Dave.
Spectrum Dave.
‘Used to be with Kate’ Dave.
Interesting Dave.

llama – Member

Wavy Davey

Same here – small world….say hello when you see him.

Forgot – Dave the cat. **** he was cool!

Best STW thread ever BTW. Dave’s are almost universally brilliant. CMD being the exception that proves the rule – he’s obviously not a proper Dave!

Dave later became known as Lying Dave when it became clear his life was a pathetic web of deceit.

We used to know a Bullshit Chris.

There’s a Twinkly Dave around here somewhere too.

And I know an Uncle Dave. Actually, that’s not true, he’s Uncle David and no-one would EVER think of calling him Dave. It would just be completely wrong.

Big Dave.
Big Daddy Dave.
Dave Dave.
Another Dorset Dave (scottish)
Sinister Dave (left handed)

Half-job Dave. Self-evident really.

At uni, we had

Stroboscope Dave (blinked more than a lot – permablink)

Err, me… And my surname begins with a T…

Dave T – T is the first letter of his surname. Frighteningly intelligent and incisive. Doesn’t suffer fools gladly.

Although I wouldn’t call myself frighteningly intelligent by any means.

At various points known as davetrave, hence username, for liking a bit too much to drink combined with a penchant for nakedness & drinking games inherited from life in the Forces; and Dangerous Dave, for my exploits as a younger man whilst on the regular lads’ ski trips “is that a cliff? Dangerous’ll jump off it…”.

Also known as Turtleschwad – when I joined my regiment there were 2 of us, new Platoon Commanders, both called Dave; he had a huge head (once measured for volume, using Archimede’s principle, by holding him upside and dunking his head in a bucket of water – 9 litres by the way…) so was called The Schwad, my surname’s a little odd and not too distant in similarity from the aquatic animal.

If you ride trails in the Surrey Hills, most have probably heard of Tattoo Dave

not many Daves in my life….

Aussie Dave
Gay Dave
Rich Dave

here on Schermany it is Chris that replaces Dave….

Phantom Chris- GF hadn’t met him for over two years. has only ever heard of him through me and used to suspect me of meeting up with girls when saying i was out for a drink with Chris

Sister’s Chris – GF sister’s fella. kinda unimaginative that one.

Spießer Chris – Spießer being German for snob/bourgeois/straight, all of which suit him to a T. he a lawyer to boot.

Work Chris – a little misleading as he is not the only one i work with.

Bike Chris – guy i ride with occasionally

Bus Chris – drives a bus in summer

Tantric Chris – is into esoteric stuff

then there are a smattering of Chris’ that insist on being called Christopher or Christian….

I ride with Doable Dave , he got the name because every time we arrive at a tricky bit of trail his comment is always “looks doable”

Deaf Dave.
He’s not actually deaf, but you do have to shout otherwise he just ignores you.