[Closed] Christening Children for Schooling purposes

Not news but being Christened appears to open up options for primary schools in our area. Neither my wife, I, or our families are religious in the slight but we are thinking in getting the little ones christened to keep options open in a few years. How many other parents on here will admit to being hypocrits when it comes to this and have you / your children been struck down by lightening, or the similar ?