coffee subscription for a year

OneUp carbon bar just about in budget with the 20% off code
Knippex Pliers Wrench
Fancy new keyboard/trackpad/mouse
Ultrasonic cleaner (pretty sure someone on here said they were great for something)
Self levelling laser level (ditto)
Dewalt TStak stuff (I want the coolbox)
In ear wireless earphones with a charging case
Wireless phone/watch charger
Smart home things. The Ikea Sonos speakers are £84 atm

Well, seeing as there are those who would berate you for squandering the money, you’d probably get this home within budget. And waiting for it would give you the time to reflect on your filthy excesses.

Sack cloth Hair Shirt , stitched and hemmed around the edges to stop fraying and loops for the Cincture cord and Rosary

Be the coolest “kid” on the trail when you break out your bripe – https://briping.com/

Be the coolest “kid” on the trail when you break out your bripe – https://briping.com/

LOL!

I thought it was a tobacco pipe!

Silca rainbow ti cage

https://www.merlincycles.com/silca-sicuro-anodised-titanium-bottle-cages-258972.html?utm_source=PHG&utm_medium=AffiliateMarketing&utm_campaign=phg-GB&ucpo=170229&gclid=Cj0KCQjwtvqVBhCVARIsAFUxcRt0Jg3GHZJ127KHaAOquxd5OxJf8_HEhVmt2uODQ1yea1dPcNlcnNMaAurTEALw_wcB

There’s some rather nice pedals in the classifieds… just sayin’

That bripe thing is…..special!

Spend the rest on goats from Oxfam.

You must be kidding.

I thought we weren’t supposed to feed trolls?

That bripe thing is…..special!

I love the smug look on the bloke’s face as he drinks , whatever the verb is, from the thing.
Mainly as you know that anyone likely to ever use one will have that same look whilst everyone else just thinks “tosser”

Mainly as you know that anyone likely to ever use one will have that same look whilst everyone else just thinks “tosser”

(Cancels order)

Deleted – some things don’t work on the internet sorry.

Oh balls I need to put it back now 🤣

(Cancels order)

Sorry but that stable has been empty for a while 😉

In which case I’ll double down and order two…

Mainly as you know that anyone likely to ever use one will have that same look whilst everyone else just thinks “tosser”

I don’t think I’d be able to look smug, I’d be busy choking on the coffee due to laughing at the absurdity of it. I really want one in a “no way I’m paying for it” kind of way.

I really want one in a “no way I’m paying for it” kind of way

I’m going to hang on for the limited edition I think

I’m going to hang on for the limited edition I think

Rainbow anodised titanium like that Silca bottle cage?

No, but it came with a face slimmer exerciser.

I mean Wtaf is that? I assume its for when you can’t afford the whole doll?!

Gadgets you say? This one is an absolute life-changer!

The Crimpit

You can make your own steak bakes when you get in from the pub

You’re welcome…

Came back in to suggest one of the Campagnolo corkscrews, but bloody’ell, they’re 150 quid!

I’m hoping that in true STW fashion the OP will just arse about on here all day and end up buying nowt.

That bripe thing can’t be real surely?  ‘no gas canisters’ but that’s only because they don’t supply one even though you need it.

That bripe thing can’t be real surely?

I’m pretty sure it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tltBHjmIUJ0

You need one of these or similar
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/122065683/useless-machine-20?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=useless+box&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&frs=1&organic_search_click=1

You need a balance syphon coffee maker.

Get a nice tool, will give you years of use

Leatherman

A nice kitchen knife

Step One boxers

Fleshlight

scotroutes

A Cubot Pocket.

Finally, a 4″ Android phone.

A 4″ screen in a body with room for a 6″ screen…?

I’m hoping that in true STW fashion the OP will just arse about on here all day and end up buying nowt.

Not quite. Remembering that my French press has expired after many years, I ordered a Hario V60 kit to try drip coffee. That’s £27, so I’ve also booked a table at Prezzo to spend the remainder on the kids in a couple of weeks Covid pending. The latter a little emotionally driven after having to say good night to them from a distance through a gap in the door for the last two days 😢

Keeping it working class… 😉

I know you said gadget, but what about an experience day of some sort?

LOADS of fun, but could be improved with the addition of a dog (for fetching duties)

https://images.app.goo.gl/v57UcS8oYGpDwpFo6

Slow your roll/ chill your onions.

It’s Amazon Prime day on July 12-13.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=waboba+water+ball&adgrpid=53988371900&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgqypxtbY-AIVGevtCh1R1wMhEAAYASAAEgJmYfD_BwE&hvadid=259100891981&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9046941&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=6070845383148860083&hvtargid=kwd-364890027037&hydadcr=14876_1829140&tag=googhydr-21&ref=pd_sl_3i4igr40gm_e

I play a few retro and simple games on the ipad, and since I got the ipad the laptop has hardly got a look in. This caught my eye in a bike tourist’s kit list so I bought one this week. If I was a “proper” gamer I’d want the next size up for analogue joysticks and moar buttons. I’m not and it does just what I need, and makes me happy to have it, it’s super. £15 ish

8BitDo are well regarded in the retro gaming ‘scene’.

I thought we weren’t supposed to feed trolls?

This deserved more recognition. 👏

I love the smug look on the bloke’s face as he drinks , whatever the verb is, from the thing.

Fellates