Are you telling me that a monkey has typed War and Peace?

davesmate – I had the same support from my mother. Slightly upset the sensibilities of the school, but it seemed to have the righ effect.

Turn the other cheek.

…and then get punched in that too.

Well done the big man.

Who are we bullying today?

…and then get punched in that too.

And walk away the winner.

Who are we bullying today?

You can bully me, after a series of somewhat niche relationships, I can take it. 😉

yeah its really funny watching the kid snap.

its a whole lot less funny when following a school incident the little runt kid and his mates get tooled up and stab the kid. less funny when its your kid lying in the hospital.

But then it gets funnier when the kid recovers from his injuries, leaves hospital, and gets all his tubby mates to track down and sort out the little runts.

Torm, I’m going to bully you by not bullying you.
The fact that you’ve asked to be bullied, and the fact that I’m not going to bully you deprives you of the attention you’ve asked for.

This is pyschological bullying at its very best. Infact I’m going to go a step further and bully you by being exceptionally nice.

Have you done something new with your typing? Your sentence structure is splendiferous today.

Your sentence structure is splendiferous today.

Bitch. I’ll have to bottom from the top.

Oh, Torm… you card. Very amusing, one of the wittiest posts I’ve ever seen.

Cynic-al, hate? No, nowhere near bothered enough for that!
but if it makes it easier for you to think of that as the reason for disagreement, then you can do that as well. All I ask, is that you show me where you were wrong and admitted to it,

CBA – it should be obvious, even to the stupid.

indulge me, for I am not amongst them.

I love this video 😀

Snigger

OMG you are so good at playing me 🙄

OMG

You are a 11 year old girl and I claim my Justin Bieber tickets.

OMG

You are Peaches Geldof and I claim my right to wipe you off the face of this planet.

You are Peaches Geldof and I claim my right to wipe you off the face of this planet.

Nukes are armed and ready to go.

….collateral damage has been given the all clear given her usual surroundings.

Peaches Geldof is Deadly Darcy and I claim my right to, like, lick him.

That video is ace. I can really relate to that! I used to pick on fat kids all the time until one of them kicked my arse.

Also, will you two girls stop bickering or sort it out like the men in the video. Cynic, just show him the bit and get it over and done with. I’d do it for you but I can’t be bothered searching.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqX3Sto9eJQ

Yes! As a wee skinny lad, moving from a very soft, progressive school in Edinburgh , to a hard school in Aberdeen in primary seven, I was forced to defend my good looks from my classmates’ fists.

Moved up to secondary school with no network and got bits kicked out of me. The new school was utilitarian and full of loose, football-affiliated gangs. I had absolutely no interest in wendyball.

Eventually, my folks made me take up karate – think they wre fed up of taking me to A&E. And by Thor, I was surprised to find it worked!

Only had two run-ins and suddenly they went elsewhere for their kicks, literally.

Got a bullied child? Don’t go bothering the teachers, teach them how to box / kick / nuke from orbit.

You lot need your irony detectors serviced.

Jamie does good creative writing though.