Well, I have to share this.
I've been in San Francisco this week staying at the airport Marriot. Last night I went down to dinner, called a lift and waited. When it arrived I piled in to find 4 scantily clad young ladies in there.
I'm guessing the hotel has a pool as they were all in bikinis.
Two of the young ladies were, how shall I say it, built for comfort rather than speed.
I know this is hard to explain but I guess I was shocked and looked them up and down. What I saw had me biting my lip all the way down to reception.
The most ENORMOUS display muff tuft, beaver beard, fanny fur, whatever I have ever seen exploding from the two larger ladies bikinis.
I'm not just talking one or two spiders legs – I'm talking proper ZZ Top style beards!
My eyes were literally watering by the time I got out of the lift……