Being single

I even Washed my nob beforehand as well

swoon…

You smoothy – and did you tell her you had ?

This is getting a bit creepy now 😐

Course I told her, how else would I have got a second date…

I even Washed my nob beforehand as well, but to be honest, I'm glad it wasn't needed…

Now that's a comment you won't hear from a bloke very often.

There is a bloke at work who's first words to his (now) wife in a club were "you look clean" !! It was in Darlington however, where such things are not taken for granted 8)

MintyJim

You did the right thing mate 🙂

LOL, wash your nob is in the tag list! Brilliant! First bit of good advice I've given in a while.

I've been single for a long time. I've had a few disasters and recently a few dates that have gone nowhere. At the moment I've been spending some time with a girl I've known for years. Don't know if she still has a boyfriend so I'm not gonna make any moves on her. She beautiful, funny and intelligent though. Always thought she was way out of my league. I'm going for a bike ride this weekend with her. On Sunday she's coming with us in the van to the first gig of the new band I'm in. I'm just gonna enjoy hanging out with her and leave the ball in her court.

If she's willing to spend time in a smelly* tour van with you, I reckon you might just have a chance.

Just ask her if she's seeing anyone, that way at least you'll know

*tour vans are always smelly 😉

MudMonster, wouldn't leave the ball in her court too long. Sometimes they want you to come and claim it. At its probably the only way you'll know for sure. And if you're good mates, it couldnt spoil things.

Not been in the van yet so don't know if it's smelly but it probably is. She has one more exam to do before she qualifies as a nurse so don't think a smelly van will bother her too much.

I am making effort with her. I'll probably end up saying something stupid at some point and blow it…as usual:)

I've never purposefully washed my nob before a date- kinda jinx's things.

What tends to happen (or used to) is that you get it on and you end up going down crazily on a girl even though shes not washed………

….going down crazily……

I'm desperately trying to erase that image from my mind 😯

though shes not washed………

Yep, reminds me of the time I found a piece of sweetcorn down there and told her if something like that happened again, I'd get sick. "That's what the last guy said"…she said 😐

Like a dog feverishly licking a spilt ice cream cone off a pavement on a hot day Woody?

No No NO! Enough! I am eating my lunch thank you very much 😆

I found a piece of sweetcorn down there

simon has left the building

barfing 🙁

Sweetcorn? pah……. just pray that the thread stuck in your teeth has come from her knickers.

Now now….

jesus

Eww!!

I do not approve of the sweetcorn.

I take it all back 😳

STW dating:
her: did you wash your nob ?
him: yes, and can you verify there is no sweet corn in your knickers ?

what concerns me is that sweet corn kernels can pass right through the gut unchanged…

my mate found a piece of sweet corn underneath his foreskin after a one-night stand!

"What tends to happen (or used to) is that you get it on and you end up going down crazily on a girl even though shes not washed………" PMSL at that!

Is that firm rougly pea sized object in your knickers sweetcorn or are you just pleased to see me?

am not reading all that has been said..
but it will probably just lead to heart break, self loathing and general all round unhappiness.
its been 6 months.. and am only just coming out of that phase.
Women.. damn them..