Made me the man I am today!
No, I was neglected by two working parents, so was mostly reared by a child minder up the road (in fact 35 years later she’s still looking after me!). It was her daughter that kicked me in the face, thats how the game degenerates when kids are left to play it on their own.
Its a horrible game, it goes on too long and it ends badly – lengthy gloat of the soon to be winner, others bored because they lost half an hour ago and the games still running. The the winning player gets bored because the other players have wandered off and nobody is watching him win.
Cheap-ass games re-rule existing games and make them work better, some nice game theory involved and they are great at creating pace in a game. Something that monopoly lacks in buckets.. ’Kill Doctor Lucky’ for instance reverses the premise of Cluedo – you have to commit a murder rather than solve one, and its very, very good.
Sadly longer available though is ‘Vegas’ which re-worked Monopoly as a gambling rather than real-estate game. Its an alternative set of rules that you play with the money and counters from monopoly and a deck of plying cards. In the place of properties you have casinos, and you gamble a fixed stake rather than pay rent when you land on them, the gambles are games of chance with a house advantage that mimic those in real casino games. Much more entertaining to play, buy more importantly has a much better pace, plays out in a fairly fixed period of time and it builds to a crescendo rather than peters out, and every one us still playing, and any of them could still win, right up to the end.
Much better game and so far no tooth loss.