An adult breastfeeding relationship……………..

Woman quits her job to breastfeed her boyfriend every two hours

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/08/woman-quits-her-job-to-breastfeed-her-boyfriend-every-two-hours-5930784/#ixzz4BENMBiEj
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I don’t really know what to say. What do they do when they are out at the pub or IKEA?

What do they do when they are out at the pub or IKEA?

Well, it is legal to breastfeed in public – I don’t think the law specifies an age limit.

Nowt as queer as folk.

So what does he do for work that allows him to um, have a feed every couple of hours…

I was more amused by the brain dead woman give birth to baby headline, round our way this is a common occurrence with the zombies still knowing how to get to the benefits office like a migratory bird

Couldn’t she just express some and leave it in the fridge?

Surely something to look forward to for the weekend? Every 2 hours seems a bit excessive.

Still, Mmmm-Mmmmmmmmm. Yummy. 😀

If they are happy do that at home then both are happy you have a happy relationship …

What do they do when they are out at the pub or IKEA?

Depending on people’s mood on that day …

What happens if he’s lactose intolerant?

Seriously the guy needs a shrink.

I’ve always been a fan of the “breast feeding welcome here” signs but despite putting my hand up to volunteer never had a positive response

ok i will get my coat

Can you get breast milk if the woman is not pregnant? 😯

Yes, believe it or not most babies don’t start breastfeeding until after they are born.

Can you get breast milk if the woman is not pregnant?

Seems so.

She quit her job to ‘dry’ breastfeed Brad every two hours – to ‘fool’ her body into lactating.
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a woman can artificially induce lactation – by encouraging a partner to ‘dry’ breastfeed regularly until milk flow occurs.

So basically the story is “woman wants her boobies sucked on eight times a day.”

C’mon, we’ve all been there.

I can’t believe they’ve shown a picture of them doing it!

“I can’t believe they’ve shown a picture of them doing it!”

well I’ve just looked in the IKEA catalogue under Swedish Food can’t find it – what section you looking at?

This is surely manufactured clickbait.

What is the IKEA word for booby milk?

FYI their meatballs are called ‘köttbullar’

http://m.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/art/70028680/

BRESTÅ

Is it available in different flavours?

Attention seekers make click bait shocker…..don’t give them the air time

don’t give them the air time

He doesn’t look like he wants to come up for air.

don’t give them the air time
Thats what I thought when I saw the headline on a site yesterday. Didn’t even bother reading the ‘story’.

Does someone need a curdle?

Yes, believe it or not most babies don’t start breastfeeding until after they are born.

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