Amusing litttle diversion this morning…

LOL!

BTW, despite some people’s endless suspicions, I have bugger-all to do with that pseudo-working-class clown RudeBoy. If you don’t mind.

This is true. EL/GG is from Sarf London, and can only dream to be as divine as myself. He is bitter and jealous of my loveliness.

Was worth reading to the end 😀

He’d have to be caught, like Speaker Sir John Trevor in 1695, taking money to ease a Bill through the House to lose his job. And even the Speaker’s enemies wouldn’t accuse him of that order of dishonesty.

Ah, I take it you’re fluent in Scottish, and will be buggering off to a Scottish-language only mtb forum, then? And never using English again?

Very fluent in the Scottish language but who’s to say this is actually not a Scottish only MTB forum being hi-jacked by the English??. Unfortunately i need to speak English so we can sell you our water, oil and our great inventions like telephones, televisions, tarmac and golf. What did you invent…………… the yorkshire pudding!! Well done

What did you invent

CU Jimmy

nearly Stoner, try again

He was born in Chester and only half Scottish.
We can take equal copyright on it then eh?
🙂

Very fluent in the Scottish language but who’s to say this is actually not a Scottish only MTB forum being hi-jacked by the English??

Because it’s not.

Now stop digging…

Inventions:

Telephone: Actually developed over the Pond, with the help of American scientists, so could be considered an Amercian invention…

Television: A development of a nineteenth-century German discovery.

Tarmac: A development of a process using tar which dates back to Mesopotamia…

Golf: WGAF?

When your oil runs out, in about 5 years, what you gonna sell? Haggis?

Run along now…

What did you invent

Gravity.
Steam Power.
Computers.
Photography.
Railways.

Just a couple. There are lots more.

(Sits back with cup of tea and choccy biccies, waits…)

Unfortunately i need to speak English so we can sell you our water, oil

Actually my water comes from the French Alps and my oil is from the first press in Greece, so I think your on a loser there mate. Try sticking to just calling RubeBoy a **** – it works for me.