Free high quality pornography

It's nice to see so many men appreciate of the feature that a lot of woman hate the most! I hope you tell them…

For me I think that feeling when you're just concentrating on whatever you're doing (when it's fun) and you've forgotten all about work or what is bothering you.

and 4d scans of said baby

As an aside, congratulations on said baby but what does 4d mean? a video`?

Elfin – that Fred was a thoroughly bad man, coming on here upsetting people with his lefty liberal stance. I for one hope he gets run over by a bus. Or bummed off a tramp, I cant quite make my mind up.

bummed off a tramp

There you go again!

Ooh he seems utterly unpleasant, and not someone you'd want on here. Totally unlike me.

bummed off a tramp

Bummed off a tramp? Would said tramp have on a special suede bumming outfit? 😯

Free high quality pornography

You know, apart from the sanctimonious holy-than-thou's amongst us who say Porn is wrong.. this is actually good. Free, abundant online porn is brilliant.

Thank you internet.

Up yours organised Religious **** 🙂

Look, I'm not a tramp! Alright?!

Free, abundant online porn is brilliant.

Wrong.

But the free paper stuff found under bushes in the park when you were 10 on the other hand…

Did you bum that nasty Talkemada person? Is that why he was so nasty? Not surprising really. I mean, being bummed by a suede bumming suit wearing tramp would be enough to turn anyone nasty, I'd imagine.

"You know, apart from the sanctimonious holy-than-thou's amongst us who say Porn is wrong"
Who exactly says that then hora? I am (for want of a better description) 'religious', and I love a bit of frankie vaughan. PS yeti, the 'bummed off a tramp' thing wasnt, for once, aimed at you.

But the free paper stuff found under bushes in the park when you were 10 on the other hand…

hehehehe

Chocolate.

Oh and Yeti, I can make you a suede bag with tassels, bows, bells, buttons, ribbons, whatever you fancy to go with the aforementioned outfit.

*silently wonders if Bunnyhop can help make barnsleymitchs dreams come true whilst altering a jacket to make the ultimate cat scarer aka 'best thing ever'*

without wanting to lower the tone too much (although its already pretty low), best thing i ever experienced was bumfun with a taiwanese girlfriend. oh my golly gosh it was good.

as were the strawberrys and cream i just ate. om nom nom.

*silently wonders if Bunnyhop can help make barnsleymitchs dreams come true whilst altering a jacket to make the ultimate cat scarer aka 'best thing ever'*

Taken either in or out of context, that is one of the most bizarre and mind-boggling sentences on here!

Money. Lots and lots of money…

best thing i ever experienced was bumfun with a taiwanese girlfriend. oh my golly gosh it was good.

Brutal strap on was it?

"Taken either in or out of context, that is one of the most bizarre and mind-boggling sentences on here!"
For more of the same (and possibly worse) see derekstarships thread about packaging from a few days ago.

FAO: hora

I'll post a link on here later to an MTB-centric porn video I found the other day.

It's a rather delectable young lady getting buggered on a Specialized (no, really). Doubtless there'll be those insisting that this is far too mainstream and that they much prefer something more niche like felching on a single speed Cotic or something, but it's the only MTB porn I've ever found!

Best thing in the world…… For me it's probably brown sauce

I'll post a link on here later to an MTB-centric porn video I found the other day.

No don't because someone's kids could be looking at this site, it's against the rules, and you'll get banned.

I'm sure Hora can find it on his own, using his Googling skills…

If you Google for mountain bike porn you get numerous links back to this place.

We are a truely sad bunch.

's obvous innit?

BEER!
strong, bavarian BEER

Careful Fix. Remember where you are. I always get told off for drinking fizzy euro lager by the folks round here. Apparently I should be drinking scruttocks old bollockbuster or something. Probably while scratching my beard

Oh…. and I've just double checked and Mrs Binners arse is still the best thing in the world EVER! Hurray!!! 🙂