[Closed] You favorite phrases

I use the word "cool" like Im stuck in an 80's BBCBASIC loop...

I use the word piss as an exclamation or interjection.

What could possibly go wrong

Cool

Have you heard about the Big Bike Bash?

for f***s sake !!

"Go and p*ss up a rope, ****stick." Don't know where that comes from.

"Never nudge yer Granny when she's shaving". From Mike Harding.
First thing that comes into my head when anyone asks for advice.

neverfastenuff - thats one of mine too. As my wife pointed out when my 4 year old started repeating it at every available opportunity.

Also: "I'd rather remove my own kidney's with a teaspoon". Used pretty much every time anyone asks me to do something

****yballs mc****sock

"what planet are you on"
"chuffin ell"
"they aint all locked up" (nutters)

Strange though it may be (going from the 'calling someone gay' thread) my phrase is:

soapytit****

Dunno why, it always appears humorous to me!

Which part of NO! dont you understand.

"w@nk fackin tastic" - accidently left this as a comment in some source code I submitted and almost got a module failed when I was at uni 😕

"you can take your <blank> and shove it up your boll0cks, mate" - I find the glimmer of confusion on their face as they try to parse 'up your bollocks' most amusing

nip nap shite

Rusty Spanner - Member
"Go and p*ss up a rope, ****stick." Don't know where that comes from.

Was that not from Viz? As was soapytit****

OH, go on. I won't take long.

😳

jog on

S**t the bed - I seem to use that rather a lot as an exclamation for some reason

fancy a shag and a pizza...? whats wrong with pizza?

I to am partial to "soapytit****" it just rolls off the tongue.

'knickers' is my work expletive.

During a lull in phone conversations my friend and I often have the exchange:
Me: "ho hum"
Them: "indeed"

Or vice versa.

Oh, fer f*cks sake!
Chuffin' machine!
Frack
Think of it as evolution in action (whenever a particularly stupid action results in the demise of the person)

jojoA1 - Member
I to am partial to "soapytit****"

Priceless.

"bum nuts" makes me laugh every time and is a great response to EVERYTHING!

Happy to brighten your day Coffeeking 😆

Fu*ksticks is becoming a bit of a regular in my vocabulary at the mo. Luckily there is a song about it on Youtube.

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snazzy is my new one! everything has to be snazzy, like my new BBQ its so ****ing snazzy!

other than that anything to do with ****, shit, c**t, cock, balls, ****. Im at uni so it fits in well with my housemate's lingo!

jew is a favourite too, dont know why!

Matt

Brace yourself, this may make your eyes water

Perennial favourite is "Everything's idiot-proof until they hand me a better idiot"

Although recent expletive has been "Holy Mackerel!" (usually followed by the rest of that punchline, "look at all them ****ing Injuns..."

JoJo - so you saw that episode of Star Stories too ?

I am currently in an Australian phase:

"Rack off ! Or I'll dob you in the the screws !"

And the other day I was invited to a seminar that promised to:

"comceptualise the semantic infrastructure of the web"

so am trying to work that into conversation as much as possible, it's not easy, so thanks for the freebie.

**** a duck seems to be favorite at the moment!!

from a couple of months ago : My 4 year old god daughter was watching me work on my bike in the garage and then went off to play with her dollies. She put a bandage on the dollies arm and her monther asked 'Has your dolly hurt her arm?'

To which little Abigail replied 'Yes and it is proper bolloxed'

No sure why I got the blame for that.

"sweet as bro" - from to much time spent in New Zealand
"Cock" - the all purpose not to offensive exletive

"****in spiders!" (know one knows the origin)
and to my shame
"I'd go out for a bike ride and paint them white on the way out"

Sorry

"that's not how we roll"

"nought bru"

My personal favourite:
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[i]Have you heard about the Big Bike Bash? [/i]
Only if closely followed by 'ten quid for a [b]spectators[/b] ticket? Christ on a bike'

You can't polish a turd.

Cock if things go wrong. Superb if I likes it.

"word up nigga" - only to be used if both parties in the conversation are white

"yea, thats what your mum said"

"subtle as a half brick through your window"

And when on a night out, any phrase used in Anchorman is fair game.

**** a hairy duck!

[i]Only if closely followed by 'ten quid for a spectators ticket? Christ on a bike' [/i]

Shouldn't that be "Christ on a bike that's cheaper than a nights camping in the New Forest and you get a music festival, beer festival and to watch people do stupid stuff on bikes"

or was that just too much to type?

'you can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter'
'i'd rather be fired from a cannon than squeezed from a tube'
'hunched over like a man diving into a pool that was emptied yesterday'

last two quote hunter s thompson

anything with 'hunched over, furiously' preceeding it, when on rides 🙂

[i]Only if closely followed by 'ten quid for a spectators ticket? Christ on a bike'

Shouldn't that be "Christ on a bike that's cheaper than a nights camping in the New Forest and you get a music festival, beer festival and to watch people do stupid stuff on bikes"[/i]

no.

pint of ipa please

I'm finding the good old fall back of "Tosser" when referring to any random chance encounter with the motoring-death-squad is doing it for me at the minute...

bolloxy sh*te is my most commonly used one!!
Strange how I manage to refrain from using in front of a class of 6 yr olds but it manages to slip out about every 10 minutes at home!

Oh, and "for f*ck's sake"!!
I am thoroughly ashamed of my foul mouth, especially when kids constantly tell me off!! 😳

Must try harder!

that's ****ed it..
cock!! my expletive of choice these days, probably too much top gear