Hebden Bridge for Riad's stagg do yesterday.
Dozen or so, all races and ages, what could possibly go wrong?
Apart from an EDL march just down the road in Halifax, obviously, with the meatheads stopping off for a quick pre demo pint.
Seriously, how unlucky can you get?
You go to the world's most inclusive small town to find it's been invaded by pond life.
You're having a chilli party?
Beaten to it by Cougar. Again.
I was at a do in brighouse the other month, I've not met so many closet racists in a long while 🙄
Doh!
Tbh, it was a miracle I could type at all yesterday.
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Final stag weekend result:
Arrested - 1. (Being cheeky to a policeman at Victoria station) - Hello Paul!
Keys lost - 1 - Hello Ray!
Brain shrivelling hangovers - too many to mention.
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There's a reason I don't really drink anymore....
Overheard conversation in a pub on Friday:
"Is **** having a stag do?"
"If he's allowed one he will."
"He's got to have one. It's what you get married for!"